Aye Aye Wing Commander Falcon. We'll be on standby until you toss the intrusive toasters into the bathtub. 🫡

Wait so like this is a severed iterator puppet surviving the elements? Badass!

SAD SCUG WHHHYYYY D:

My favorite weather :)

Down here in the American South (especially my home state of Texas) we say that we're "fixing to do" something where people who speak other dialects of English will say "I'm going to do" something or "I'm about to do" something.
Ex:US(South)- "I'm fixin' to go home."
Others- "I'm going to go home."

(I'm sorry but I saw the first two and had to complete the joke)
UK: Tea
US: FISH FOOD

95 glasses of beer in the fall
95 glasses of beer!
Slam one down,
Post it around!
94 glasses of beer in the fall!

Thank you for taking the hit for Hawaii

We will now catch and cybnetically augment any geese we find on their way back north.

Huh...
You're right

We do
Very much

The actual hell of a site or the hell site?
BIIIIIG difference between X formerly-but-still-colloquially-known-as-Twitter and Tumblr.

Never had because some halfwit keeps contaminating it with chocolate before I can get to them at the store.

Mfw typo.... :(

Lol I saw 'legislative' and reflex blocked then saw the rest of the post, not opposed to it!

Glazed

The one politic I will permit on my feed.

?, ???, ???!?!?

Wanted to get needlessly angry about insignificant groups of people? We have a tool for that
It's called SPORTS

"Hello, I'd like [to berate, demean, and seek to destroy my neighbors and fellow countrymen over the price of] apples please!"

They have played us for absolute fools.

LOOK at what politicians have been demanding your Respect for this whole time, with all of capitols and taxes we give them
(This is REAL Politics, done by Real Politicians)

EVERY
FUCK MOTHERING
DAY