Forgot to mention but I've started reading both Plato's The Republic and Fyodor Dostoevsky's Crime & Punishment.

Finished reading The Stranger, a very interesting read, will probably want to reread eventually once I've processed my thoughts about it.

Started reading The Stranger by Albert Camus, not as difficult of a read as I had initially thought.

Finished reading Cannery Row by John Steinbeck to see if it lived up to my memory of it from when I read it in middle school. It does.

Does the existence of April Fools Day imply the existence of May Morons Day? September Simpletons Day? November Nincompoops Day?

Let's be honest, April Fools Day is the #1 culprit for modern trust issues

Have you ever considered all the global events Koalas are unaware of due to how smooth their brains are? Something to think about.