Mr. Ped
@mrped2025.bsky.social
Liar, sociopath, wannabe dictator, ignoramus, worst president ever, total dumbass, yet loved by the braindead of America.
I vaguely recall Epstein. We were acquaintances, but that was it. The photos going around are all AI generated.
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I vaguely recall Epstein. We were acquaintances, but that was it. The photos going around are all AI generated.
Amazing what accomplishments I have done in just one year. What will the next 3 bring?
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Amazing what accomplishments I have done in just one year. What will the next 3 bring?
Hey, I know what I'm doing. I will cause any type of distraction to get Epstein off the front page. When this shooting dies down, and we get Venezuela together, I will invade Greenland and conquer them. I will stop my 38th war between Greenland and Andorra.
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Hey, I know what I'm doing. I will cause any type of distraction to get Epstein off the front page. When this shooting dies down, and we get Venezuela together, I will invade Greenland and conquer them. I will stop my 38th war between Greenland and Andorra.
It's all Biden's fault.
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
It's all Biden's fault.
I hardly knew Epstein. He wanted to hang around me, as he loved billionaires, but i realized who he was, and tossed him aside.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I hardly knew Epstein. He wanted to hang around me, as he loved billionaires, but i realized who he was, and tossed him aside.
Aren't my distractions amazing? They work so well. Venezuela, the Minnesota shooting, now Greenland. What will I come up with next?
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Aren't my distractions amazing? They work so well. Venezuela, the Minnesota shooting, now Greenland. What will I come up with next?
Too late!
My distraction is working. And when the dialog dies down, I will invade Greenland.
My distraction is working. And when the dialog dies down, I will invade Greenland.
January 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Too late!
My distraction is working. And when the dialog dies down, I will invade Greenland.
My distraction is working. And when the dialog dies down, I will invade Greenland.
HA!!!
I own Congress. I own the Justice Dept. I own the Supreme Court. I did my homework.
I own Congress. I own the Justice Dept. I own the Supreme Court. I did my homework.
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
HA!!!
I own Congress. I own the Justice Dept. I own the Supreme Court. I did my homework.
I own Congress. I own the Justice Dept. I own the Supreme Court. I did my homework.
I will have you investigated for these false comments. Hey, it's just another illegal act added to the long list of illegality I've gotten away with.
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I will have you investigated for these false comments. Hey, it's just another illegal act added to the long list of illegality I've gotten away with.
It's not that I want to run the Western Hemisphere, especially since I don't know the countries that compose it, but instead, i am paying back Big Oil for those huge campaign contributions. A promise is a promise.
And my braindead supporters will never know this!
And my braindead supporters will never know this!
January 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
It's not that I want to run the Western Hemisphere, especially since I don't know the countries that compose it, but instead, i am paying back Big Oil for those huge campaign contributions. A promise is a promise.
And my braindead supporters will never know this!
And my braindead supporters will never know this!
I have effectively changed the subject from Epstein to Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I have effectively changed the subject from Epstein to Venezuela.
Owner of Gaza
Ruler of Venezuela
King of the United States
Ruler of Panama
Ruler of Greenland
President of Nigeria
Supreme Leader of Iran
Ruler of Venezuela
King of the United States
Ruler of Panama
Ruler of Greenland
President of Nigeria
Supreme Leader of Iran
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Owner of Gaza
Ruler of Venezuela
King of the United States
Ruler of Panama
Ruler of Greenland
President of Nigeria
Supreme Leader of Iran
Ruler of Venezuela
King of the United States
Ruler of Panama
Ruler of Greenland
President of Nigeria
Supreme Leader of Iran
After the people of Venezuela are safe, I will have them build monuments to my heroism, name streets after me, put Trump hotels on the waterfront, and make sure new Venezuelan moms name their children after me.
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
After the people of Venezuela are safe, I will have them build monuments to my heroism, name streets after me, put Trump hotels on the waterfront, and make sure new Venezuelan moms name their children after me.
Correcto! After stealing Venezuelan oil, a waterfront Hotel paid for by Big Oil, would add another billion or so to my wealth.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Correcto! After stealing Venezuelan oil, a waterfront Hotel paid for by Big Oil, would add another billion or so to my wealth.
Correct! This distraction will get Epstein off the front page.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Correct! This distraction will get Epstein off the front page.
Because I frankly don't give an F what any of them has to say.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Because I frankly don't give an F what any of them has to say.
I did not notify any members of Congress because they submitted to every whim of mine years ago.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I did not notify any members of Congress because they submitted to every whim of mine years ago.
Hey, I didn't care about the million citizens i killed during covid that i ignored, so why should I care about a few dozen Democratic women?
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey, I didn't care about the million citizens i killed during covid that i ignored, so why should I care about a few dozen Democratic women?
You talking about those losers and suckers?
December 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You talking about those losers and suckers?
Instead of Washington, how about Trumpington? Or instead of Washington DC, Washington DT?
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Instead of Washington, how about Trumpington? Or instead of Washington DC, Washington DT?
Hey, Jeff and I were pals for 15 years. We flew together to each other's homes. We invited one another to each other's parties. We traded young girls.
But, Pam is doing a superb job hiding this info. Now I must focus on Dems not taking the House next yr, so I'm considering calling off the election.
But, Pam is doing a superb job hiding this info. Now I must focus on Dems not taking the House next yr, so I'm considering calling off the election.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey, Jeff and I were pals for 15 years. We flew together to each other's homes. We invited one another to each other's parties. We traded young girls.
But, Pam is doing a superb job hiding this info. Now I must focus on Dems not taking the House next yr, so I'm considering calling off the election.
But, Pam is doing a superb job hiding this info. Now I must focus on Dems not taking the House next yr, so I'm considering calling off the election.
I could have authorized long range missiles be shipped to Ukraine, but i didn't want to upset pal, Vlad.
I could use the frozen billions of Russian monies held in American & European banks, but again, i just cannot upset Vlad.
We could right now ship armaments, I'll ask Vlad.
I could use the frozen billions of Russian monies held in American & European banks, but again, i just cannot upset Vlad.
We could right now ship armaments, I'll ask Vlad.
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I could have authorized long range missiles be shipped to Ukraine, but i didn't want to upset pal, Vlad.
I could use the frozen billions of Russian monies held in American & European banks, but again, i just cannot upset Vlad.
We could right now ship armaments, I'll ask Vlad.
I could use the frozen billions of Russian monies held in American & European banks, but again, i just cannot upset Vlad.
We could right now ship armaments, I'll ask Vlad.
But just like in The Godfather, it could never be traced back to me.
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
But just like in The Godfather, it could never be traced back to me.
So I directed Slave Pam to ONLY investigate Democrats found in the Epstein files. This will deflect from my involvement.
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So I directed Slave Pam to ONLY investigate Democrats found in the Epstein files. This will deflect from my involvement.