Slightly off-topic. I went to your Amazon list of things for autistics like me. I then noticed it was Amazon.ca, which makes sense since you are in Canada.
Do you get any compensation from the links? I would hate to buy from Amazon.com if it deprives you of a small amount of money.

The second part resonated with me. Nice

I imagine it's like being on the Moon. Push, fly for awhile, land, and push off again. If I had the skill, I would get some video of US astronauts jumping next to hippos underwater

Someone already mentioned they don't have the bodies to swim. But when they push off the bottom with those incredible muscles, they shoot forward faster than swimmers generally can.

if you see Canadians talk about "House Hippos" check this out ... legit, they are little known reclusive beasties

House hippo reference - www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPw...

I wouldn't mind seeing opposing counsel's face on receiving your email.