Cake Capri wishes you a fond hello.

Please add the part where both countries unseated the leader of the opposition in the election as well.

I hate to break this to you but dust, earwigs, small sticks and fluff will find their way into an inhaler and then into the back of your throat even with the cap on.

I’ve had meetings with my washing, coffee machine and bicycle. For a while there I set up a Friday arvo meeting several hours after I’d left work so a colleague could get a hour at the end of their week to themselves.