When I had a lot of writing to do in school my go-to was one (1) white Monster; two (2) Vanilla Cokes; and two (2) bags of Starburst jellybeans. In the upset of the century, I don’t have diabetes (that I know of)

“You see, it’s funny because . . .”

And then somebody smacks me

Explaining jokes that I know somebody understood as if they have no idea what I was talking about might actually give me more joy than telling the actual joke

Which immaculate grid is this?

Here and in the streets