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hi I am Lucario I am pissing in an Airbnb humidifier
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i forgot about this app and i will forget about it again
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i forgot about this app and i will forget about it again
my birthday was one week ago i didnt do anything
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
my birthday was one week ago i didnt do anything
filed my first restraining order against orange juice john
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
filed my first restraining order against orange juice john
don’t bother me im watching red socks
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
don’t bother me im watching red socks
there is a guy outside my house and he looks like that critic guy from ratatouille
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
there is a guy outside my house and he looks like that critic guy from ratatouille
My birthday is in 10-50 days I forgot exactly when
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My birthday is in 10-50 days I forgot exactly when
i gave water to a homeless man and he didn’t even say thank you he didn’t even move actually he sat there staring at the sky see this is why i throw bricks at them
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i gave water to a homeless man and he didn’t even say thank you he didn’t even move actually he sat there staring at the sky see this is why i throw bricks at them
dude man
im a dude man
im a dude man
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
dude man
im a dude man
im a dude man
one of my friends took my orange juice that i put in the fridge so i snuck into his room at night and bashed his head in with a baseball bat. i just wanted to apologize and say im sinserily sorry for my actions now please bail me out of police custody
September 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
one of my friends took my orange juice that i put in the fridge so i snuck into his room at night and bashed his head in with a baseball bat. i just wanted to apologize and say im sinserily sorry for my actions now please bail me out of police custody
gen beta goo goo gaga cucks need to learn when to shut their mouth because a real gen alpha is talking
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
gen beta goo goo gaga cucks need to learn when to shut their mouth because a real gen alpha is talking
i am immortal and unaging bow down to your new god
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i am immortal and unaging bow down to your new god
what is your favorite ball
September 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
what is your favorite ball
stop perusing your dreams because eventually someone will put you over the incredible gassy gif using ai
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
stop perusing your dreams because eventually someone will put you over the incredible gassy gif using ai
im in a pickle
theres no situation going on or anything im literally in a pickle right now
theres no situation going on or anything im literally in a pickle right now
September 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
im in a pickle
theres no situation going on or anything im literally in a pickle right now
theres no situation going on or anything im literally in a pickle right now
someone in my neighborhood compressed a sock into a black hole somehow and it evaporated instantly due to hawking radiation
i should talk to that guy more
i should talk to that guy more
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
someone in my neighborhood compressed a sock into a black hole somehow and it evaporated instantly due to hawking radiation
i should talk to that guy more
i should talk to that guy more
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE RAPTURE I WAS GODS GIFT TO MAN
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE RAPTURE I WAS GODS GIFT TO MAN
im at the trampoline park watching two middle schoolers punch each other because one of them called the other one gay
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
im at the trampoline park watching two middle schoolers punch each other because one of them called the other one gay
eating a stick of celery and a nutter butter at the same time feeling like that one scene from ratatouille
September 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
eating a stick of celery and a nutter butter at the same time feeling like that one scene from ratatouille
peter on a buttis
September 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
peter on a buttis
im so sick and tired because i am cool as fuck and tired
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
im so sick and tired because i am cool as fuck and tired
new word: yolkspong
for usage when you really gotta yolk
for usage when you really gotta yolk
September 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
new word: yolkspong
for usage when you really gotta yolk
for usage when you really gotta yolk
thank you for guiding me through my childhood freddie fish
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
thank you for guiding me through my childhood freddie fish