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hi I am Lucario I am pissing in an Airbnb humidifier
#girlboss #4toes3feet #iloveheroin #smegmamale #repealthethird
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I'm gonna touch you.
i forgot about this app and i will forget about it again
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
my birthday was one week ago i didnt do anything
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
filed my first restraining order against orange juice john
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
don’t bother me im watching red socks
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
there is a guy outside my house and he looks like that critic guy from ratatouille
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My birthday is in 10-50 days I forgot exactly when
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i gave water to a homeless man and he didn’t even say thank you he didn’t even move actually he sat there staring at the sky see this is why i throw bricks at them
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
dude man

im a dude man
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
one of my friends took my orange juice that i put in the fridge so i snuck into his room at night and bashed his head in with a baseball bat. i just wanted to apologize and say im sinserily sorry for my actions now please bail me out of police custody
September 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
gen beta goo goo gaga cucks need to learn when to shut their mouth because a real gen alpha is talking
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i am immortal and unaging bow down to your new god
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
what is your favorite ball
September 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
stop perusing your dreams because eventually someone will put you over the incredible gassy gif using ai
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
im in a pickle

theres no situation going on or anything im literally in a pickle right now
September 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
spong bob
September 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this is nuts
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
someone in my neighborhood compressed a sock into a black hole somehow and it evaporated instantly due to hawking radiation

i should talk to that guy more
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE RAPTURE I WAS GODS GIFT TO MAN
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
im at the trampoline park watching two middle schoolers punch each other because one of them called the other one gay
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
eating a stick of celery and a nutter butter at the same time feeling like that one scene from ratatouille
September 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
peter on a buttis
September 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
im so sick and tired because i am cool as fuck and tired
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
new word: yolkspong

for usage when you really gotta yolk
September 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
thank you for guiding me through my childhood freddie fish
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
happy ah tum
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM