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The Warren Drugs
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Warren Drugs
We have to keep our roads free to film has-been reality stars (?) in camper vans playing weird games and stuff.
August 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We have to keep our roads free to film has-been reality stars (?) in camper vans playing weird games and stuff.
The day after the Super Bowl is now Vince Lombardi day. Chicagoans love this idea.
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The day after the Super Bowl is now Vince Lombardi day. Chicagoans love this idea.
Little oafs are obviously loafs by shape alone.
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Little oafs are obviously loafs by shape alone.
I don’t know that I can handle my inner monologue repeated back to me, but I’m giving it a shot!
July 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t know that I can handle my inner monologue repeated back to me, but I’m giving it a shot!
What if you arranged that message in rocks. On a beach?
July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What if you arranged that message in rocks. On a beach?
There’s a fine line between the two funniest days in modern political history. One featured a Halliburton bigshot. The other, a Halliburton big shot.
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
There’s a fine line between the two funniest days in modern political history. One featured a Halliburton bigshot. The other, a Halliburton big shot.
But would it be so bad if they just attached one hair and swooped it all around like orange cotton candy?
May 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
But would it be so bad if they just attached one hair and swooped it all around like orange cotton candy?
Past tense?
May 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Past tense?
Dammit. That was a quote from Peter Navarsenal.
April 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dammit. That was a quote from Peter Navarsenal.
The league was weak in 1Q. A lot of the big companies had injuries. The Apple execs aren’t responding to Tim Cook’s plans.
April 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The league was weak in 1Q. A lot of the big companies had injuries. The Apple execs aren’t responding to Tim Cook’s plans.
Bob Pollard’s no-hitter should be considered a miracle.
April 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Bob Pollard’s no-hitter should be considered a miracle.
As a Sox fan, I want to appreciate the countless hours invested in finding a pic of two players still with the team. I mean, I think they likely are.
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As a Sox fan, I want to appreciate the countless hours invested in finding a pic of two players still with the team. I mean, I think they likely are.
We call these Kahlua Shooters in the biz.
March 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We call these Kahlua Shooters in the biz.
Maybe it’s a capital L “Law & Order” speech in that it feeds a friendly audience the same basic formula as every speech before it, but with less Jack McCoy.
March 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Maybe it’s a capital L “Law & Order” speech in that it feeds a friendly audience the same basic formula as every speech before it, but with less Jack McCoy.
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band opening for a Stamos’d Beach Boys.
December 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band opening for a Stamos’d Beach Boys.