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@mrmach5.bsky.social
I’m a master at split frying Bars thicc hotdogs 👨🏾🍳
My ol man is Gawdamn annoying!! 🙄🙆🏾♂️
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My ol man is Gawdamn annoying!! 🙄🙆🏾♂️
Jalen Hurts only good at is getting his tush pushed smh
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Jalen Hurts only good at is getting his tush pushed smh
Allergies kicking my ass this morning. Imma pop this Benadryl, sleep, reset my day
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Allergies kicking my ass this morning. Imma pop this Benadryl, sleep, reset my day
Wtf Josh Allen thinking? Throw the ball away
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wtf Josh Allen thinking? Throw the ball away
It’s over. Texas A&M up 42-18 in Baton Rouge..lemme tap in on World Series ⚾️
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s over. Texas A&M up 42-18 in Baton Rouge..lemme tap in on World Series ⚾️
Brian Kelly is going IN on Special Teams coach. Concepcion averaging over 43 yards a punt return 😂
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Brian Kelly is going IN on Special Teams coach. Concepcion averaging over 43 yards a punt return 😂
That was too easy! Texas A&M is running LSU out their own Death Valley stadium 😵💫
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That was too easy! Texas A&M is running LSU out their own Death Valley stadium 😵💫
I miss my video games 🎮 😔
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I miss my video games 🎮 😔
Having 500 tabs running on Safari is diabolical 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
August 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Having 500 tabs running on Safari is diabolical 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
And yeah I’m cool on not downloading Lemon8
August 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And yeah I’m cool on not downloading Lemon8
NFL season is around the corner. I hope I get to watch it 🥺🏈
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
NFL season is around the corner. I hope I get to watch it 🥺🏈
Bruh I’m hungry and sleepy. I can’t wait to get off from work
July 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bruh I’m hungry and sleepy. I can’t wait to get off from work
I’m thinking about purchasing Nintendo Switch 2 🤔
July 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m thinking about purchasing Nintendo Switch 2 🤔
Will Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks will be in upcoming Mortal Kombat Legacy? 🤔 🤨
July 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Will Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks will be in upcoming Mortal Kombat Legacy? 🤔 🤨
Man I am cooked 😰
July 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Man I am cooked 😰
NFL BLITZ 99 Auto play Selection at Matchup Screen 🏈
1-1-5
1-1-5
June 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
NFL BLITZ 99 Auto play Selection at Matchup Screen 🏈
1-1-5
1-1-5
I be wanting my Mama get an iPhone so badly, but she ain’t trying to hear it 😖
June 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I be wanting my Mama get an iPhone so badly, but she ain’t trying to hear it 😖
How bout I jump on my bed to lie down then bounce right off bed! 😭😭😭😭😭
June 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
How bout I jump on my bed to lie down then bounce right off bed! 😭😭😭😭😭
Each day, I tell myself…I don’t want to be old. Because these people are difficult than children 🤦🏾♂️
June 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Each day, I tell myself…I don’t want to be old. Because these people are difficult than children 🤦🏾♂️
Oklahoma City Thunder will some SMOKE Indiana Pacers. In fact, if the Pacers wins the championship (first time in franchise history) it will be a bigger upset than 73-9 Warriors losing to Cavaliers
See ya Game 1 of NBA FINALS on June 5, 2025 7:30pm CDT on ABC 🏀
See ya Game 1 of NBA FINALS on June 5, 2025 7:30pm CDT on ABC 🏀
June 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oklahoma City Thunder will some SMOKE Indiana Pacers. In fact, if the Pacers wins the championship (first time in franchise history) it will be a bigger upset than 73-9 Warriors losing to Cavaliers
See ya Game 1 of NBA FINALS on June 5, 2025 7:30pm CDT on ABC 🏀
See ya Game 1 of NBA FINALS on June 5, 2025 7:30pm CDT on ABC 🏀
Apple Account users, Pro Tip: NEVER make your iCloud account your primary email.
You’re welcome ☺️ 🦋
You’re welcome ☺️ 🦋
May 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apple Account users, Pro Tip: NEVER make your iCloud account your primary email.
You’re welcome ☺️ 🦋
You’re welcome ☺️ 🦋
Haliburton shoots like my homeboy from 8th grade…like Haliburton, it always went in
May 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Haliburton shoots like my homeboy from 8th grade…like Haliburton, it always went in
I had a pretty cool birthday. Chilled watched a lot of sports and ate a lot of food. Now it’s over with. Back to normal time I guess (which I hate😏) I just hope everything gets better soon (somehow)
May 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I had a pretty cool birthday. Chilled watched a lot of sports and ate a lot of food. Now it’s over with. Back to normal time I guess (which I hate😏) I just hope everything gets better soon (somehow)
I would say TL Sleep, but this app supposed to be rated PG
May 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I would say TL Sleep, but this app supposed to be rated PG