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Lamplighter
@mrlamplighter.bsky.social
The sexiest lamplighter in Oneshot (Parody Account)
elevator is broken, again, but i think i can scale down the side of a nearby building
January 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
my new years resolution is to be worse i think i tried too hard last year, not lighting anymore lamps this year
January 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
merry plightmas

#oneshotgame
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
good taste
Who are your top 4 most simped characters?

Believe me, I am pan. Just a coincidence that my top 4 happen to be guys, that's all, I swear.
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
niko's the "light bearer", huh? yeah. shut up. i'm the real light bearer this is bullshit i am unappreciated, forgotten, and it is UNTRUE that i stole from the library LET ME BACK IN

#oneshot
December 23, 2024 at 5:44 PM
i see the sun as a threat to my career

#oneshot
December 21, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I'm tired of being the lamplighter. I'm gonna become the lampdestroyer, starting with the sun.

#oneshot
December 20, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by Lamplighter
Oh, fr fr?
December 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
niko should be ashamed of this pathetic depiction of me. i am so much more than this and we all know it. im so mad right now

#oneshot
December 19, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I have awoken from my multi-year long twitter induced coma
#oneshot
December 19, 2024 at 7:17 PM