Bob Wehadababy Itsaboy
@mrkrstphr.com
I love using database ORMs. Some developers don't understand SQL very well, so instead you can use an ORM to abstract your queries into a custom DSL that nobody understands. That's equality.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love using database ORMs. Some developers don't understand SQL very well, so instead you can use an ORM to abstract your queries into a custom DSL that nobody understands. That's equality.
Reposted by Bob Wehadababy Itsaboy
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
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October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
There's nothing I flip flop more on than Typescript. One day it's amazing and the next, it's the bane of my fucking existence.
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There's nothing I flip flop more on than Typescript. One day it's amazing and the next, it's the bane of my fucking existence.
Who at Verizon was vibe coding?
August 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Who at Verizon was vibe coding?
Remember to turn up your thermostat to conserve energy for the datacenters so that bad actors can use AI to create misinformation to convince you to vote against your best interests. 🫡
August 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Remember to turn up your thermostat to conserve energy for the datacenters so that bad actors can use AI to create misinformation to convince you to vote against your best interests. 🫡
Never have I ever taken a photo or video with an iPad in public.
July 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Never have I ever taken a photo or video with an iPad in public.
You didn't replace your HR with an AI agent that can approve PTO. That's four if statements in a trench coat. You could have done that in 1982.
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You didn't replace your HR with an AI agent that can approve PTO. That's four if statements in a trench coat. You could have done that in 1982.
I told my wife that all her books look the same to me, and now she's not talking to me.
June 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I told my wife that all her books look the same to me, and now she's not talking to me.
I just received a call from my eye doctor informing me that I have to reschedule my 7/3 eye exam because I'm not eligible until 7/8, according to insurance. Heaven forbid. I nearly scammed them out of... something?
June 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just received a call from my eye doctor informing me that I have to reschedule my 7/3 eye exam because I'm not eligible until 7/8, according to insurance. Heaven forbid. I nearly scammed them out of... something?
ChatGPT is so dumb. It says I should stop eating cookies everyday. Like, fuck you, you've never even tasted cookies, asshole.
June 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ChatGPT is so dumb. It says I should stop eating cookies everyday. Like, fuck you, you've never even tasted cookies, asshole.
Said the corporation to its employees
June 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Said the corporation to its employees
Dungeon Crawler Carl was definitely my surprise favorite of May! I also picked Dexter back up after a 10 year break. It's going okay.
#readingrecap #storygraph
#readingrecap #storygraph
June 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Dungeon Crawler Carl was definitely my surprise favorite of May! I also picked Dexter back up after a 10 year break. It's going okay.
#readingrecap #storygraph
#readingrecap #storygraph
I really squandered my 20s. I should've drank more.
Now it just makes me sleepy and my stomach upset.
Now it just makes me sleepy and my stomach upset.
May 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I really squandered my 20s. I should've drank more.
Now it just makes me sleepy and my stomach upset.
Now it just makes me sleepy and my stomach upset.
It's interesting how life ends up vs what you expected in your youth.
Like, I'm 41 and still don't know how to take off a piece of masking tape without destroying it.
Wild.
Like, I'm 41 and still don't know how to take off a piece of masking tape without destroying it.
Wild.
May 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's interesting how life ends up vs what you expected in your youth.
Like, I'm 41 and still don't know how to take off a piece of masking tape without destroying it.
Wild.
Like, I'm 41 and still don't know how to take off a piece of masking tape without destroying it.
Wild.
I need to set an alarm...
[Opens calculator app, stares at screen for 15 seconds trying to figure out what I was doing]
[Opens calculator app, stares at screen for 15 seconds trying to figure out what I was doing]
May 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I need to set an alarm...
[Opens calculator app, stares at screen for 15 seconds trying to figure out what I was doing]
[Opens calculator app, stares at screen for 15 seconds trying to figure out what I was doing]
Is it bad that I now kind of want to hear what Skynet has to say? Robot vs oligarch overlords, hmm.
May 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is it bad that I now kind of want to hear what Skynet has to say? Robot vs oligarch overlords, hmm.
When the basking of my glory is too blinding for me to see the failing tests.
May 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When the basking of my glory is too blinding for me to see the failing tests.
I read some good books in April. Thanks @thestorygraph.com!
May 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I read some good books in April. Thanks @thestorygraph.com!
I don't understand. The doctor tells me I should do something to elevate my heart rate for 30 minutes most days. But panic attacks don't count?
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I don't understand. The doctor tells me I should do something to elevate my heart rate for 30 minutes most days. But panic attacks don't count?
I find riding Amtrak to be immensely pleasant and wish we invested more in rail. The options in Michigan are woefully limited.
May 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I find riding Amtrak to be immensely pleasant and wish we invested more in rail. The options in Michigan are woefully limited.
Has anyone checked on Blockchain since AI took over the hype? Are they doing okay?
May 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Has anyone checked on Blockchain since AI took over the hype? Are they doing okay?
These last few weeks just prove that the stock market is just a miswired slot machine.
May 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
These last few weeks just prove that the stock market is just a miswired slot machine.
Sleepy Joe Biden is so incredibly inept that he managed to skillfully tank the economy exactly on Donnie's 100th day in office.
April 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sleepy Joe Biden is so incredibly inept that he managed to skillfully tank the economy exactly on Donnie's 100th day in office.
None of these end of the world movies seem realistic anymore because none of them feature the fact that you just have to keep going to work every day as shit worsens all around you.
"Did you hear Deborah got deported by the tariff gangs?"
"Oh no! I hope I don't have to finish her reports..."
"Did you hear Deborah got deported by the tariff gangs?"
"Oh no! I hope I don't have to finish her reports..."
April 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
None of these end of the world movies seem realistic anymore because none of them feature the fact that you just have to keep going to work every day as shit worsens all around you.
"Did you hear Deborah got deported by the tariff gangs?"
"Oh no! I hope I don't have to finish her reports..."
"Did you hear Deborah got deported by the tariff gangs?"
"Oh no! I hope I don't have to finish her reports..."
Beyonce ran so that Katy Perry could amble around with a full diaper.
April 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Beyonce ran so that Katy Perry could amble around with a full diaper.