Mr Lutz
@mrklutz.bsky.social
Future retiree and avid mower with lofty subsistence dreams. Collector of the absurd and seller of vintage.
The more that is learned as the Epstein details dribble out, the more I'm 100% convinced Merrick Garland is an absolute waste of skin.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The more that is learned as the Epstein details dribble out, the more I'm 100% convinced Merrick Garland is an absolute waste of skin.
Significant turnout in Longview TX
June 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Significant turnout in Longview TX
Same
February 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Same
E. TX, in queue for my auction pick up. Overall'ed gentleman ahead of me is talking to the proprietor about waiting.
OM: Is there a better place for me to be?
Me: Disneyland?
OM: You're right! Oh wait, they're WOKE.
Me: Too much "It's A Small World"?
OM: Is there a better place for me to be?
Me: Disneyland?
OM: You're right! Oh wait, they're WOKE.
Me: Too much "It's A Small World"?
December 10, 2024 at 3:43 PM
E. TX, in queue for my auction pick up. Overall'ed gentleman ahead of me is talking to the proprietor about waiting.
OM: Is there a better place for me to be?
Me: Disneyland?
OM: You're right! Oh wait, they're WOKE.
Me: Too much "It's A Small World"?
OM: Is there a better place for me to be?
Me: Disneyland?
OM: You're right! Oh wait, they're WOKE.
Me: Too much "It's A Small World"?
Just witnessed a hearse tailgating a fully loaded logging truck. It's the delicate balance between a final destination lottery and full on tea-bagging death.
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Just witnessed a hearse tailgating a fully loaded logging truck. It's the delicate balance between a final destination lottery and full on tea-bagging death.
International Men's Day will be celebrated today by taking a truckload of debris to the dump.
Will.be.epic
Will.be.epic
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 PM
International Men's Day will be celebrated today by taking a truckload of debris to the dump.
Will.be.epic
Will.be.epic
PSA: if your local vintage dealer has trustingly placed older Transformers on a shelf vs in a case. Please do not treat them like a wishbone after thanksgiving dinner.
Thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance.
November 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
PSA: if your local vintage dealer has trustingly placed older Transformers on a shelf vs in a case. Please do not treat them like a wishbone after thanksgiving dinner.
Thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance.
Post nut clarity is real folks
July 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Post nut clarity is real folks
After this week's deep cleaning at the periodontist, I'm convinced they need to provide nitrous at the DMV too.
September 15, 2023 at 3:08 PM
After this week's deep cleaning at the periodontist, I'm convinced they need to provide nitrous at the DMV too.
Three groups of Elvis trading cards and not one 'fun fact' about peanut butter and nanner sandwiches or drugs. Sketchy.
September 8, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Three groups of Elvis trading cards and not one 'fun fact' about peanut butter and nanner sandwiches or drugs. Sketchy.
Someone say breakfast?
September 5, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Someone say breakfast?
@mrklutz.bsky.social Dorothy Jones. Pages 5&6
August 28, 2023 at 2:18 PM
@mrklutz.bsky.social Dorothy Jones. Pages 5&6
About to enter a 6 hour employee review session with my "peers". I yearn for old fashioned torture. Time on the rack would suffice.
August 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM
About to enter a 6 hour employee review session with my "peers". I yearn for old fashioned torture. Time on the rack would suffice.
The soul filling aesthetics of going to the office.
August 24, 2023 at 11:53 AM
The soul filling aesthetics of going to the office.
Just a bit happy, you?
August 18, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Just a bit happy, you?
Dorothy Jones. Page 1
August 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Dorothy Jones. Page 1
Been wanting to do this project now for years.
I've been buying and selling all things vintage for greater than a decade now and am incapable of passing up a DPS (Dead Person's Scrapbook). I've amassed a collection and will start slowly sharing them all with a larger audience.
I've been buying and selling all things vintage for greater than a decade now and am incapable of passing up a DPS (Dead Person's Scrapbook). I've amassed a collection and will start slowly sharing them all with a larger audience.
August 16, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Been wanting to do this project now for years.
I've been buying and selling all things vintage for greater than a decade now and am incapable of passing up a DPS (Dead Person's Scrapbook). I've amassed a collection and will start slowly sharing them all with a larger audience.
I've been buying and selling all things vintage for greater than a decade now and am incapable of passing up a DPS (Dead Person's Scrapbook). I've amassed a collection and will start slowly sharing them all with a larger audience.
Testing regularly to confirm I'm still very negative.
August 4, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Testing regularly to confirm I'm still very negative.