John Mellis
@mrjohnmellis.bsky.social
Breakfast Host on Smooth Radio, Scotland.
Stadium Announcer, Aberdeen FC
Podcast Presenter: Two Dud Dads, The 1% Club Podcast, Pittodrie P.S.
Stadium Announcer, Aberdeen FC
Podcast Presenter: Two Dud Dads, The 1% Club Podcast, Pittodrie P.S.
Not AGAIN! 🤬
Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Not AGAIN! 🤬
Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas 🎄
Denmark 2 Belarus(ton) 2
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Denmark 2 Belarus(ton) 2
Today’s gift before a day of solid rain from about 9am onwards. Enjoy it while it lasts…
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Today’s gift before a day of solid rain from about 9am onwards. Enjoy it while it lasts…
Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social Not questioning the validity of Kate’s Drones answer,but I’m considering the impact environment might have on the believability of knowledge imparted by someone else. If he’d explained “….and then his sex organs explode and he snuffs it. …” in the pub, we’d reply, “Nooooo!”
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social Not questioning the validity of Kate’s Drones answer,but I’m considering the impact environment might have on the believability of knowledge imparted by someone else. If he’d explained “….and then his sex organs explode and he snuffs it. …” in the pub, we’d reply, “Nooooo!”
The promise of a bright new day burning away the desolate cold grey of the night before….
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The promise of a bright new day burning away the desolate cold grey of the night before….
Officially launching cardigan season 🙄
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Officially launching cardigan season 🙄
I endorse the clocks going back an hour. 6.53am
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I endorse the clocks going back an hour. 6.53am
Oh. My. God.
Glasgow. STOP IT!
I’m on Smooth Breakfast across Scotland right now with the soundtrack for this skyline. 😍 🏴 Get me on @smoothradio.com @globalplayer.com
Glasgow. STOP IT!
I’m on Smooth Breakfast across Scotland right now with the soundtrack for this skyline. 😍 🏴 Get me on @smoothradio.com @globalplayer.com
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh. My. God.
Glasgow. STOP IT!
I’m on Smooth Breakfast across Scotland right now with the soundtrack for this skyline. 😍 🏴 Get me on @smoothradio.com @globalplayer.com
Glasgow. STOP IT!
I’m on Smooth Breakfast across Scotland right now with the soundtrack for this skyline. 😍 🏴 Get me on @smoothradio.com @globalplayer.com
On the air at 6am for Smooth Breakfast across Scotland and look at the day already! 😍 Get me on @globalplayer.com
July 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
On the air at 6am for Smooth Breakfast across Scotland and look at the day already! 😍 Get me on @globalplayer.com
See you on @smoothradio.com across Scotland from 6am. Get me on @globalplayer.com
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
See you on @smoothradio.com across Scotland from 6am. Get me on @globalplayer.com
Check out that cloud! Anyone seen Monkey? m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXl...
May 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Check out that cloud! Anyone seen Monkey? m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXl...
Clever way to show what cuts mean. Elmo’s LinkedIn.
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Clever way to show what cuts mean. Elmo’s LinkedIn.
White smoke! How embarrassing is this going to be if it turns out they’d just decided it was a lovely day to break for a quick barbecue dinner.
May 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
White smoke! How embarrassing is this going to be if it turns out they’d just decided it was a lovely day to break for a quick barbecue dinner.
Stay safe Scotland. 🌞🕶️🔥🧯🍺 Further safety announcements throughout the day on @smoothradio.com across Glasgow And The West.
April 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Stay safe Scotland. 🌞🕶️🔥🧯🍺 Further safety announcements throughout the day on @smoothradio.com across Glasgow And The West.
Annnnnd relax. Have a great weekend. Also, Ernie says hi.
March 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Annnnnd relax. Have a great weekend. Also, Ernie says hi.
Never in my broadcasting career have I encountered anything like I remember being on air that day in Dunblane. The memories are as wretched as they are vivid. Now, and every year at this time, my love and thoughts are with those affected.
March 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Never in my broadcasting career have I encountered anything like I remember being on air that day in Dunblane. The memories are as wretched as they are vivid. Now, and every year at this time, my love and thoughts are with those affected.
Good Morning, we’re ON THE AIR for Smooth Breakfast across Scotland.*.
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*I’m not this happy at 6am. This was taken at Hogmanay*
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*I’m not this happy at 6am. This was taken at Hogmanay*
March 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Good Morning, we’re ON THE AIR for Smooth Breakfast across Scotland.*.
Get me on @globalplayer.com
*I’m not this happy at 6am. This was taken at Hogmanay*
Get me on @globalplayer.com
*I’m not this happy at 6am. This was taken at Hogmanay*
Stop it Glasgow 😍 The perfect soundtrack for the perfect start with me on @smoothradio.com right now. Get me on @globalplayer.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Stop it Glasgow 😍 The perfect soundtrack for the perfect start with me on @smoothradio.com right now. Get me on @globalplayer.com