Jeffrey Bryan
@mrjeffreybryan.bsky.social
founder / mystery writer / dog dad
I’m in PV and my cab driver is playing the Young and the Restless theme song.
February 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m in PV and my cab driver is playing the Young and the Restless theme song.
May I one day have the kind of optimism and confidence of a guy without pictures who messages you asking for more pics.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
May I one day have the kind of optimism and confidence of a guy without pictures who messages you asking for more pics.
I’ve completed the first draft of my second screenplay, “Hurt People”. It’s my take on the closed-circle “ten strangers in a house” genre. Thematically it’s kind of like an Agatha Christie made by David Fincher.
#screenplay #screenwriter
#screenplay #screenwriter
February 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’ve completed the first draft of my second screenplay, “Hurt People”. It’s my take on the closed-circle “ten strangers in a house” genre. Thematically it’s kind of like an Agatha Christie made by David Fincher.
#screenplay #screenwriter
#screenplay #screenwriter
They say art is born from pain, and my second screenplay is legitimately the darkest thing I’ve ever read since Se7en.
My therapist said this is a good thing cause I’m getting it out and putting it in a healthy place.
But fuck, I’m damaged.
#screenwriting
My therapist said this is a good thing cause I’m getting it out and putting it in a healthy place.
But fuck, I’m damaged.
#screenwriting
February 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They say art is born from pain, and my second screenplay is legitimately the darkest thing I’ve ever read since Se7en.
My therapist said this is a good thing cause I’m getting it out and putting it in a healthy place.
But fuck, I’m damaged.
#screenwriting
My therapist said this is a good thing cause I’m getting it out and putting it in a healthy place.
But fuck, I’m damaged.
#screenwriting
For a while it’s felt like the online hate towards Emilia Perez was the result of a toxic Wicked fandom who felt robbed or a concentrated PR attack. Nope, I’m 30 minutes in and this is not a good movie.
February 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
For a while it’s felt like the online hate towards Emilia Perez was the result of a toxic Wicked fandom who felt robbed or a concentrated PR attack. Nope, I’m 30 minutes in and this is not a good movie.
The face of a dog who knows none of the tacos dad is getting are for her.
February 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The face of a dog who knows none of the tacos dad is getting are for her.
Paradise on Hulu is kind of tremendous.
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Paradise on Hulu is kind of tremendous.
99% of my life is this.
January 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
99% of my life is this.
Limited Edition Fairy Princess Merida™️
January 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Limited Edition Fairy Princess Merida™️
When it flows it flows. I’ve written another 30 pages today and have one final act to go.
Also when I go dark, I go really dark. I’ve already written a trigger warning for anyone reading this one.
#screenwriter #screenplay
Also when I go dark, I go really dark. I’ve already written a trigger warning for anyone reading this one.
#screenwriter #screenplay
January 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
When it flows it flows. I’ve written another 30 pages today and have one final act to go.
Also when I go dark, I go really dark. I’ve already written a trigger warning for anyone reading this one.
#screenwriter #screenplay
Also when I go dark, I go really dark. I’ve already written a trigger warning for anyone reading this one.
#screenwriter #screenplay
After a block for three months I returned to my screenplay last night and the first 30 pages flowed out of me. The instruments are becoming an orchestra and I’m excited to share this with you one day.
#screenwriting #murdermystery #closedcircle
#screenwriting #murdermystery #closedcircle
January 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
After a block for three months I returned to my screenplay last night and the first 30 pages flowed out of me. The instruments are becoming an orchestra and I’m excited to share this with you one day.
#screenwriting #murdermystery #closedcircle
#screenwriting #murdermystery #closedcircle
Prompted by one of my besties, I present to you her selection for song of the week. Dance it out.
Red Alert
Basement Jaxx · Remedy · Song · 1999
open.spotify.com
January 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Prompted by one of my besties, I present to you her selection for song of the week. Dance it out.
Oh god help me, I’m now that guy who is doing investor pitches from Starbucks.
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh god help me, I’m now that guy who is doing investor pitches from Starbucks.
Can someone please explain to me how Jon Chu keeps getting shut out for best Director when he’s clearly directed one of the best films of the year? #wicked
January 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can someone please explain to me how Jon Chu keeps getting shut out for best Director when he’s clearly directed one of the best films of the year? #wicked
Today we need puppies.
January 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today we need puppies.
The algorithm picked me up and I got a flood of outreach this morning because of it. Halleloo.
Stealth Startup Spy #204
YC Partner becomes CEO of AI startup streamlining biotech paperwork, The Athletic founder/CEO launches athlete-focused healthcare platform, & Stanford MBA, Meta/Uber alum starts stealth venture
stealthstartupspy.substack.com
January 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The algorithm picked me up and I got a flood of outreach this morning because of it. Halleloo.
I’ve never loved anyone as much as my first sip of coffee in the morning.
January 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’ve never loved anyone as much as my first sip of coffee in the morning.
Feeling human enough to check out JD Flannel in San Juan Capistrano. They have a dedicated gluten free fryer for their donuts, the owner is GS like me. They always have at least four flavors available ❤️❤️❤️❤️
January 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Feeling human enough to check out JD Flannel in San Juan Capistrano. They have a dedicated gluten free fryer for their donuts, the owner is GS like me. They always have at least four flavors available ❤️❤️❤️❤️
This cold that’s going around is no joke. I’m on Day Four and still want to die.
January 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This cold that’s going around is no joke. I’m on Day Four and still want to die.
Sick. Day Three. I hate the world. Send spicy food so I can taste something - anything.
January 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sick. Day Three. I hate the world. Send spicy food so I can taste something - anything.
Sick. Sound like Tom Waits. At least I have a cuddle buddy.
January 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sick. Sound like Tom Waits. At least I have a cuddle buddy.
Woke up to the first “the house is gone” message. Sending all my love to Los Angeles.
January 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Woke up to the first “the house is gone” message. Sending all my love to Los Angeles.
It’s time to get things started
January 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It’s time to get things started
Woke up to dog kisses and a video of Sutton Foster singing Gimme Gimme on Rosie O’Donnell. So far it’s a good one.
Thoroughly Modern Millie "Gimme Gimme" Sutton Foster
YouTube video by Mr Bungee
youtu.be
January 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Woke up to dog kisses and a video of Sutton Foster singing Gimme Gimme on Rosie O’Donnell. So far it’s a good one.
Practicing my smolder at Disneyland yesterday
January 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Practicing my smolder at Disneyland yesterday