I'd much rather have Leeds promoted than Burnley or Sheffield Utd, Sunderland/ Bristol City too preferred but unlikely

This should be the dictionary definition of Scissorbastard and Thunderbastard 👏👏👏

Hopefully you chose broon 😋

Is a scissorbastard better than a thunderbastard? I'm not sure 🤔

All of the above

The picture is an obvious fake, anyone can see that, so that disproves your assumption I believe anything 😂 I believe in the factual photos of the thieves stealing a wage fast asleep. You obviously only seem to have an issue with that particular picture.

So you are saying,for an absolute fact, that nobody has ever been photographed sleeping in the house of commons? Your reply will be very interesting.

The photo is fake. The situation described is real.

Why is it irritating or why put the kettle on?

The hoover is a particularly irritating noise to most young people, especially in a state of extreme tiredness/ hangover. Get Henry out, plug him in outside the room and go and put the kettle on.

Staff are not visitors, again I'll ask the question, why are you against free parking? Try and answer without being a fanny.

Why would you disagree with free parking then? Would it benefit you personally if NHS staff in England paid for parking?

Doesn't drive obviously

Gary Numan at the Barras in Glasgow, 1980 something

Legend