Like weird art, that shows artist impression, rather than what's actually there. If you want an exact copy of what's there, take a photo.
Can I just point out to serious people. I LOVE BANTER. BIT OF FUN.
Never been musical and wouldn't know a Semi Quaver from a Cheese Quaver.
Any band out there that wants an Album cover painted.
DM me with the title of the album.
The type of music you play.
I'll do my best to hit the mark!
What have you got to lose?
Do you still call them ALBUMS?
CD covers?
Any band out there that wants an Album cover painted.
DM me with the title of the album.
The type of music you play.
I'll do my best to hit the mark!
What have you got to lose?
Do you still call them ALBUMS?
CD covers?
If you think your life is hard... Try this for a living.
Hardship doesn't begin to describe it.
This painting is a tribute to these people.
Men and women.
I just had to paint it immediately.
If you think your life is hard... Try this for a living.
Hardship doesn't begin to describe it.
This painting is a tribute to these people.
Men and women.
I just had to paint it immediately.
"IS" leading. Singular.
"IS" leading. Singular.
Who's kidding Whom?
He had proof that the rich and famous were part of his clientele.
Protect Epstein to protect themselves.
Who's kidding Whom?
He had proof that the rich and famous were part of his clientele.
Protect Epstein to protect themselves.
I have NEVER been given a Free taxi for medical appointments?
No wonder this country is such a financial mess.
I have NEVER been given a Free taxi for medical appointments?
No wonder this country is such a financial mess.
A masterclass in acting by Michael Caine.
A masterclass in acting by Michael Caine.
I haven't had a big breasted female saying "Hi Handsome" for a while?
I haven't had a big breasted female saying "Hi Handsome" for a while?
My Gran was never like that.
My Gran was never like that.
Poor thing must be sweating. Itching. Confined.
The owners that do this should have to sit in a straight jacket, inside a sleeping bag all day.
Poor thing must be sweating. Itching. Confined.
The owners that do this should have to sit in a straight jacket, inside a sleeping bag all day.
She came to us 5yrs ago. Old bitch owner kicked her out morning til night and she sat on doorstep all day waiting to be let in. Owner went into care.
Here she's had cuddles and love. Proper house cat! I'm heartbroken. Not cried since I was a toddler! 😭😭😭
She came to us 5yrs ago. Old bitch owner kicked her out morning til night and she sat on doorstep all day waiting to be let in. Owner went into care.
Here she's had cuddles and love. Proper house cat! I'm heartbroken. Not cried since I was a toddler! 😭😭😭
How many Farms have been discovered on ancient monuments?
Does Jeremy Clarkson know?
How many Farms have been discovered on ancient monuments?
Does Jeremy Clarkson know?
When I was 15 we had pea shooters.
Where does a 15 year old get a gun from.....
Can they get me one?
When I was 15 we had pea shooters.
Where does a 15 year old get a gun from.....
Can they get me one?
I think he has gotten too big for his boots these days.
But you have to admire the fact, that he is the same age as Rooney?
I think he has gotten too big for his boots these days.
But you have to admire the fact, that he is the same age as Rooney?
"Meet the teenage star climber reaching new heights"
Who knew, you could become a STAR! for climbing.
I'm so proud of me now, because I climb the stairs to get to bed.
"Meet the teenage star climber reaching new heights"
Who knew, you could become a STAR! for climbing.
I'm so proud of me now, because I climb the stairs to get to bed.
"Melanie Blatt is the second celebrity contestant confirmed for the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special 2025"
I'm just so pleased that SHE knows who the hell she is?
ANOTHER Legend in their own lunchtime?
"Melanie Blatt is the second celebrity contestant confirmed for the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special 2025"
I'm just so pleased that SHE knows who the hell she is?
ANOTHER Legend in their own lunchtime?
Statement24
Statement24
Hey freak. It is painfully obvious that you’re using ChatGBT to comment on women’s posts. It is hilariously wooden and robotic.
Alas, it is also painfully obvious that you’re a fake, romance scamming piece of shit.
Leave women alone freak.
Hey freak. It is painfully obvious that you’re using ChatGBT to comment on women’s posts. It is hilariously wooden and robotic.
Alas, it is also painfully obvious that you’re a fake, romance scamming piece of shit.
Leave women alone freak.
Talk about milking it.
Talk about milking it.