The pope is sure as shit holier than Ed.

I don't do Dickens, but ...

And more ignorant.

Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series

We went to see it on opening day way back then because we figured it might not last a week here in western Kentucky. It played at various screens for 3 months.

I had a college friend whose dad worked at a tobacco plant in Louisville, KY, and there were boxes of loose cigarettes lying around the facility. Workers were encouraged to take the free cigarettes home with them for personal use and to share with others.

"It's also an honor to whore for the felon."

Any time you see a black bar, substitute "Trump."

"An Overland Journey, from New York to San Francisco, in the Summer of 1859" by Horace Greeley. Thank you, Project Gutenberg.