Watching these red states attack federal funding—apparently not realizing that most of their states are broke and would completely collapse without it—will always be hilarious to me.

“Give it all back to the states!”

Sit down, Cletus. Your state can’t buy sandwiches for kids.

Dear House Republicans,

You couldn’t unite to stop children from losing their lives in schools, but you could unite to suppress our voices on the clock-app?

My generation is coming for your legislative seats.

Get ready.

Sincerely,

Gen-Z

Pam Bondi got a $25,000 check from Donald Trump -- and Bondi refused to prosecute Trump University.

Pam Bondi got nominated for AG by Trump -- what's Bondi going to do for him next to return the favor?

There were 220,000 tickets distributed for Trump's inauguration.

Now they won't be able to see it.

Trump is literally leaving them out in the cold.

But you know who will be inside watching the ceremony live?

Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos.

Dear @apple, I would like you to add a feature to Apple Music.
Picture this: I save 2 albums to my library. I’m able to hold down on one and drag it over the other and they immediately combine to create a new playlist with the songs from each album, in one.
Thank you for your time.

Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...

You PAID for your social security and now republicans want to put it on the chopping block! That’s called theft. Another consequence of Republican leadership.

Watching Assad collapse in real time is just such an amazing thing.