Martin Barrett
@mrgb63.bsky.social
Perth, WA. Left-handed & atheist, both signs of intelligence. I used to be a bit conservative, but the older I get the more I realise what an asshole I was when I was younger. Love SF. Love booze too much. Not as fond of exercise as I should be. Hate Trump
This is the true star of that movie -
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is the true star of that movie -
🎶 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo...
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo...
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
🎶 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo...
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo...
But in that picture he looks like a Thunderbirds character.
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
But in that picture he looks like a Thunderbirds character.
You left out @rickgualtieri.com 's Bill, the vampire whose story all other vampire stories were leading up to.
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You left out @rickgualtieri.com 's Bill, the vampire whose story all other vampire stories were leading up to.
I also have this weird mental image of Miller covering The Who's "Pictures of Lily" but it it's called "Pictures of Adolf" and includes the lyrics peak with his dismay on being informed "He's been dead since 1945". You're all hearing it now, aren't you?
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I also have this weird mental image of Miller covering The Who's "Pictures of Lily" but it it's called "Pictures of Adolf" and includes the lyrics peak with his dismay on being informed "He's been dead since 1945". You're all hearing it now, aren't you?
I accidentally found myself on Twitter just now and the first thing I saw was this, which is pretty funny. And probably literally true.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I accidentally found myself on Twitter just now and the first thing I saw was this, which is pretty funny. And probably literally true.
Spooky number of likes.
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Spooky number of likes.
Hans, are we the baddies?
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hans, are we the baddies?
Saw this on Threads and had to share.
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Saw this on Threads and had to share.
Elderly man with dementia falls for the same scam from the same scammer, again.
Is it time for a substitute decision-maker to be appointed? A nation agonises.
Is it time for a substitute decision-maker to be appointed? A nation agonises.
August 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Elderly man with dementia falls for the same scam from the same scammer, again.
Is it time for a substitute decision-maker to be appointed? A nation agonises.
Is it time for a substitute decision-maker to be appointed? A nation agonises.
Russian President flies in to inspect property he owns in the US, finds it dilapidated but still serving his interests. Leaves with a smile on his face.
August 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Russian President flies in to inspect property he owns in the US, finds it dilapidated but still serving his interests. Leaves with a smile on his face.
Psst...have they stopped talking about the Epstein Files yet?
August 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Psst...have they stopped talking about the Epstein Files yet?
I bought myself a present.
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I bought myself a present.
I remember seeing this place for the first time and thinking, "Here's a company meeting a very specific need."
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I remember seeing this place for the first time and thinking, "Here's a company meeting a very specific need."
Which I am about to do.
April 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Which I am about to do.
Gee, I wonder what it was about Admiral Chatfield that Trump didn't like?
April 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gee, I wonder what it was about Admiral Chatfield that Trump didn't like?
Proof that I peaked at four months. And I only came third. I believe the newspaper involved was the Daily Herald, and although they went out of business shortly afterwards, few attributed that to my picture.
April 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Proof that I peaked at four months. And I only came third. I believe the newspaper involved was the Daily Herald, and although they went out of business shortly afterwards, few attributed that to my picture.
So, after a really depressing week on which the US president doubled down on fascism by tanking the economy, I am treating myself to the finest expression of human civilisation, the Mezcal Negroni.
April 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
So, after a really depressing week on which the US president doubled down on fascism by tanking the economy, I am treating myself to the finest expression of human civilisation, the Mezcal Negroni.
Dockers v Swans. Quite a game
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Dockers v Swans. Quite a game
Trump was inspired by something in his medicine cabinet.
March 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Trump was inspired by something in his medicine cabinet.
I am starting to think that the movie "Civil War" was really a documentary sent back in time from 2028.
March 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I am starting to think that the movie "Civil War" was really a documentary sent back in time from 2028.
