Mr Gabbe
@mrgabbe.bsky.social
Porn curator. Experienced Alpha. Boy-to-f*g trainer.
Gooner is flogging that dong so furiously that it filed a police report.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Gooner is flogging that dong so furiously that it filed a police report.
Dude bragged, “I don’t do facials”; left the back alley looking like he lost a paintball match..
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Dude bragged, “I don’t do facials”; left the back alley looking like he lost a paintball match..
Object introduces himself.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Object introduces himself.
He still flexes the big dick in selfies, but everyone knows it’s just decorative jewelry; the real action happens two feet south of it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
He still flexes the big dick in selfies, but everyone knows it’s just decorative jewelry; the real action happens two feet south of it.
He’s pounding away like a jackhammer on overtime—guess that fragile asshole just got promoted to “wreck-ceptionist.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He’s pounding away like a jackhammer on overtime—guess that fragile asshole just got promoted to “wreck-ceptionist.”
Flogged the dong so hard it turned inside-out, then the little kunt spat a firehose of nut-sludge.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Flogged the dong so hard it turned inside-out, then the little kunt spat a firehose of nut-sludge.
Facial so thick it sealed his eyelids shut; he had to call in sick to work with “chemical burn” because “cum-glued shut” isn’t on the HR form.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Facial so thick it sealed his eyelids shut; he had to call in sick to work with “chemical burn” because “cum-glued shut” isn’t on the HR form.
Lad joins Omegle, spins the wheel, and ends up connected to his future self.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Lad joins Omegle, spins the wheel, and ends up connected to his future self.
Dude doesn’t suck dick, he venerates it; lips sealed in worship, throat humming hymns only felt in the balls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dude doesn’t suck dick, he venerates it; lips sealed in worship, throat humming hymns only felt in the balls.
Gripped the dong and started beating it like a piñata at a kids’ party; it exploded with warm party favors that blinded him for a few seconds.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Gripped the dong and started beating it like a piñata at a kids’ party; it exploded with warm party favors that blinded him for a few seconds.
Daddy doesn’t put out his fägs with water; he drowns them in a hot golden shower till they’re soaked, stinking, and sputtering “thank you, Sir” through a mouthful of piss.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Daddy doesn’t put out his fägs with water; he drowns them in a hot golden shower till they’re soaked, stinking, and sputtering “thank you, Sir” through a mouthful of piss.
Happy hunting, cum rag.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy hunting, cum rag.
Calls it brunch: one kneeling position, unlimited man-meat wafers, and a thick creamy blessing to wash it all down.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Calls it brunch: one kneeling position, unlimited man-meat wafers, and a thick creamy blessing to wash it all down.
Bloke said “not the face”; ended up looking like a glazed Krispy Kreme that lost a gangbang with the entire bakery.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bloke said “not the face”; ended up looking like a glazed Krispy Kreme that lost a gangbang with the entire bakery.
Used to bench 400, now he benches himself over the weight bench so real men can superset his hole.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Used to bench 400, now he benches himself over the weight bench so real men can superset his hole.
Daddy’s rolling another fag between his fingers.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Daddy’s rolling another fag between his fingers.
Dude’s face got absolutely shellacked; looks like someone smashed a gallon of expired yogurt on him and let it crust over in the sun.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Dude’s face got absolutely shellacked; looks like someone smashed a gallon of expired yogurt on him and let it crust over in the sun.
"Babe, if you want to sit down in the corner and watch..."
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"Babe, if you want to sit down in the corner and watch..."
He punished his prick like it ghosted him on Grinder, pounded it senseless till it squirted a hot quart of knob-cheese.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
He punished his prick like it ghosted him on Grinder, pounded it senseless till it squirted a hot quart of knob-cheese.
Being a slút is an art form.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Being a slút is an art form.
He was beating that dong so hard the neighbors thought he was tenderizing steak; turns out the only thing getting creamed was his own floor when the meat finally surrendered.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He was beating that dong so hard the neighbors thought he was tenderizing steak; turns out the only thing getting creamed was his own floor when the meat finally surrendered.
Cheers. Bottom's up!
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Cheers. Bottom's up!