In retaliation, LGBTQ folks should go offense and take action! Ban straight bachelorette parties from gay bars since cocktails are art! Ban straights from all renaissance tour dates! Elton John should ban straights from seeing the Lion King on Broadway! Hit them where it hurts!

I’m not saying that Pat Robertson dying on my birthday is a sign or anything, but god do be working in mysterious ways. Thanks, god!

Straight white men will literally turn red in the face and make their head veins bulge professing their undying love for a tax cut rather than go to therapy

I truly hope that Rep Jason Smith lays awake at night in a deep unease wondering if his voice is as grating a child throwing a temper tantrum

For my inaugural post, I will shout into the void how it is unconscionable the White House agreed to more work requirements for SNAP in the debt ceiling deal. SNAP is not a work program!