Mr. Fornicator
@mrfornicator.bsky.social
Award-Winning Comedy Writer & Investigative Journalist
Proficient recluse.
The public eye is blind.
Proficient recluse.
The public eye is blind.
Earth to Congress... are you there, Congress?
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Earth to Congress... are you there, Congress?
America first! (South America, that is.)
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
America first! (South America, that is.)
I'm going to crash out listening to these "experts" get it wrong. These two facts are cut and dry and everyone is glossing right over them.
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I'm going to crash out listening to these "experts" get it wrong. These two facts are cut and dry and everyone is glossing right over them.
If you want to know exactly how this will eventually go down in a Minnesota court, I asked AI to analyze my legal breakdown summary and it gave a detailed legal response while also ultimately pointing out that most people are arguing feelings over statutes.
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If you want to know exactly how this will eventually go down in a Minnesota court, I asked AI to analyze my legal breakdown summary and it gave a detailed legal response while also ultimately pointing out that most people are arguing feelings over statutes.
Checkmate: He's Guilty
Alternate Angle Video of her responding calmly:
www.facebook.com/reel/1910127...
NY Times Synced Footage of All Angles: www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Alternate Angle Video of her responding calmly:
www.facebook.com/reel/1910127...
NY Times Synced Footage of All Angles: www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Checkmate: He's Guilty
Alternate Angle Video of her responding calmly:
www.facebook.com/reel/1910127...
NY Times Synced Footage of All Angles: www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Alternate Angle Video of her responding calmly:
www.facebook.com/reel/1910127...
NY Times Synced Footage of All Angles: www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
For the people saying she disobeyed a lawful order...
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
For the people saying she disobeyed a lawful order...
He has over 50 failed businesses, 6 major bankruptcies, been sued thousands of times on record, and he's lied well over 35,000 documented times as president of the United States... so he can totally be trusted with trillions of dollars of blatantly illegal stolen oil money, right?
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
He has over 50 failed businesses, 6 major bankruptcies, been sued thousands of times on record, and he's lied well over 35,000 documented times as president of the United States... so he can totally be trusted with trillions of dollars of blatantly illegal stolen oil money, right?
They're so arrogant about Greenland they're not even trying to spin that narrative. But get ready for the propaganda machine on Mexico. They're about to go on a media tour to paint it a narco-terrorist state that's an imminent threat to the U.S. so they can justify a military invasion there.
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
They're so arrogant about Greenland they're not even trying to spin that narrative. But get ready for the propaganda machine on Mexico. They're about to go on a media tour to paint it a narco-terrorist state that's an imminent threat to the U.S. so they can justify a military invasion there.
It's 25/4 time because this M'fer is out of control. Vought is a technocrat and he's got Trump thinking he can take control of all the countries in the technocracy map. Everyone laughed it off, but he's dead ass serious... Greenland is next. And if nobody stops him, Mexico or Canada will follow.
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
It's 25/4 time because this M'fer is out of control. Vought is a technocrat and he's got Trump thinking he can take control of all the countries in the technocracy map. Everyone laughed it off, but he's dead ass serious... Greenland is next. And if nobody stops him, Mexico or Canada will follow.
