Reminds me of a friend who runs a restaurant. She recently told me that a customer had complained that the salad that accompanied the meal was too big. We both agreed the best response would be "OK, don't eat it"...

Zohran made me do it...

you talking rubbish again? 😆

Publishing serves no purpose. I get that. Sorry

As evidence in court, to put these evil men in jail, but only for the court!

"None of the above..."

Sadly it's 10 letters so I can't win Countdown with it...

Hey, I know sarcasm when I read it...

If it's so obviously fixed, why bet?

I once saw a note in a local newspaper- "the nudist area of Bridlington beach will be between the third and fourth groynes..."

I live here 🖤

"...with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..."