I imagine that someone is probably making special pajama tops for flying, and about to sell them on the website, unkempt-duffy-pjs.com

Has anyone asked why and when the decision was made to take total control of the team away from Lovullo?

Why is it necessary to talk to this scumbag?! She betrayed her constituents. She took the money and ran. Her opinion is of no value to anyone but herself.

“Grinding Gears” should be an occasional segment from Sammy

"stroke off"

Yelling at the radio, "Jarrett, shut up."

Babe Ruth
Barry Bonds
Mickey Mantle
Hank Aaron

Everyone. Manager included. The manager offers up soft platitudes regardless if they win or lose. Whomever controls the load management for this team should be fired. This is a freakin' major league baseball team. Maybe they should try playing and/or managing like they care.

Perade

The 2024/2025 Arizona Coyotes -- non-existent

Maybe the players contracts should be renegotiated. Starting pitchers are only going to pitch 2/3 of a game, then perhaps their contracts should be 2/3 of their current value.
And if you are an everyday player, maybe your contract should be cut based on the number of forecasted rest days.

Spartan - not as in the university mascot but as in harsh, frugal and austere

Ferret needs to shut up. Ferret is the “Ja Morant” of sports talk radio

Certfiable, not virtual

Grover Norquist is strangely silent

I think that's an excellent title for your next book: "Fascist Suck-Ups I Have Known!"

And repeat that over and over again, please