Further proof of your theory

#9: Big penis Olympics guy. I'm sure there would be some challenge they'd need him for. Mostly I just want to see how Alan Cumming announces his murder

#8: Meri from Sister Wives. She'd talk a lot about loyalty and not putting up with BS at the round table. But she'd be horrible at sniffing out traitors. Not sure if she could put together the looks expected of competitors on this show from her LulaRoe wardrobe, but I'd genuinely like to see her try

#7: Lori Lightfoot. Nothing to lose, everything to gain. Would love to see what clique she landed in.

#5: Kordell Beckham. Everyone's favorite Cheez-It spokesman and beautiful, good-hearted doof. He'd cry genuine tears at least once over banishing a faithful, whether he's a traitor or not.

#3: Elisabeth Finch. She'd go in wanting to play as a faithful for image rehab, a la Sandoval, but unlike Sandoval, she would contribute nothing to any of the challenges. She would be incredible at the round table, especially if no one had heard of her.

#1: Hunter Fieri. He'd give his all in the challenges and skate by for weeks on his bewildered vibe, Sam Asghari style, but he'd turn to absolute dust if his name was mentioned at the round table

Adrien Brody: “Stop the music! Let me cook!”
What he’s cooking:

Wow, it's official