Makes you proud to be British, doesn’t it?

Does Barnard Castle even have a well?

Massive racist has history of being racist. What a shock.

This looks unutterably horrible on many, many levels.

Sounds like these people found the wrong people to begin with. My wife and I have been happily married for 11 years. Even split on house jobs. I do the cooking. She does the cleaning. We also don’t have children, which is a huge plus. We are best friends and as in love now as the day we got married.

Brilliant. Ordered! This will match my Woman in Black print perfectly!

Oh, well, that’s very kind of you. Entirely unnecessary, of course. I saw Bob Dylan in Brighton on Friday night and didn’t chat to him afterwards either, so, fine.

Great show tonight, Mark. As always. Thank you.

Well, yes. It is remarkable to be living through the best years of the club. There are still pockets of fans who yearn for the days of ‘proper’ football, but I find that a bit insulting to the fans of lower league clubs who would give anything for the stability of my club. Look at Sheffield Wed, eg

For many years as a Brighton fan that sort of thinking simply wouldn’t have seen me attend a single game.

Jamie Kennedy plays Randy in the Scream franchise and he snuffs it in Scream 2. Though he does feature via a pre-recorded VHS cassette in Scream 3. He is not the killer in any film.

The word “defect” suggests something rotten to me. Like when someone joins the T*ries or R*form. Can’t we change it to “glow up” or something a bit more positive for when someone joins the Greens?

Just a stranger on the internet here. These are fantastic.

You’re right, you really don’t get the fuss about Nick Cave.

Bloody hell. He was in Year 6 when the pandemic hit.

You can still *try* and tell a dead one, no?

I mean, at first, this sounded like a serious sexual assault had taken place.

I mean, it’s been a while since I attended Sunday school, but I’m pretty sure the main lesson from the Garden of Eden was just “do what God tells you”, which, yeah, is fucked up, but not some misogynistic, incel bullshit.