Being a 'slack jawed yokel' doesn't sound as insulting as it once did.

cold air intake might make it a bit more predictable. Have to drill a hole in your wall though.

Who was taking the picture? 😬

Sounds like you need a pair of waders.

Reads like fat shaming to me.

"Quick question Jesus, my neighbor is working on a Sunday, how should I handle this?"

AKA anorexic cauliflower