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Looking forward to it!! 🪩
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Freedom of speech for thee but not for me
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Every time i get a "breaking news" notification I think, maybe now?
August 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Isn't Superman an immigrant?
August 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think it's so he can get his burger farts out with fewer people around. Otherwise those farts just pool up in his ankles
August 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
But that's the thing: he needs to win over right-leaning centrists and this issue won't help. It doesn't mean he doesn't support the community, just that he's being a smart politician.
August 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If we amplify how scared maga is of covid and they're all masking now, maybe their pride will get the best of them
June 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reminds me of the chapter in Tales for the Perfect Child where the child doesn't want to do dishes, so she does a terrible job and breaks them all to get out of the chore
February 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If trump is a lame duck, why does he still wield so much power?
February 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A return to American democracy but at this point I'm not so sure.😭 Korea did a better job overthrowing a coup
February 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I still don't understand, if he's a lame duck why are so many people still kissing his hairy old man ass?
February 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
People get around blocked word lists in social media by using typos, synonyms, emoji, etc. So time to introduce some "baises"?
February 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Needs a hitler stache 🤣
January 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's like a little kid who crosses his fingers behind his back. The dude acts like a 12 year old
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Even if it was 70 and sunny he'd still have a... small crowd size 🤣
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
At least the flags on those poles will be raised to full staff for the day 🤦‍♀️
January 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM