Can we at least get through the midterms before we start wasting column inches on this bullshit?

Had about 10 minutes of amazing light

Nobody could have predicted

I think the quote from the brother tells you everything you need to know

In most localities, removing a roadside sign, even one placed in violation of local laws, can only be done by the appropriate authorities. It's a fineable offense, and local jurisdictions should start writing those tickets

Trump: we've negotiated your surrender
Ukraine: we're not surrendering
T: be grateful we're not selling you into slavery

If Hakeem Jeffries had the sense God gave a walnut, she'd be his guest of honor at the next State of the Union

It's not a 'peace deal'. It's a surrender pact.

Might as well close the Pulitzer nominations now

Plenty of western European parties willing to sign on to Russian hegemony

The better response would be "what if there are 'journalists' in there?"

Mine does all 4 legs of the 4x100m relay

Hey, maybe they can take the fillings from their teeth and melt them down and sell that for cash

You'd think that even Senate Democrats could figure out how to take this guy down

I guess this one?