Pansexual Communist layabout.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
HE'S ONE OF THE GALAXY'S GREATEST MONSTERS AND THEY ALL JUST FORGAVE HIM AND LET HIM KEEP BEING A JEDI
HE'S ONE OF THE GALAXY'S GREATEST MONSTERS AND THEY ALL JUST FORGAVE HIM AND LET HIM KEEP BEING A JEDI