I’m not proud of this, but during lockdown, I took part in an online farting competition..

I logged out by mistake 😬

(My wife wasn’t impressed when she got wind of it)

The AA kicked me off their football team!

I kept hitting the bar 😩

I’m not sure what to do for my first post on Bluesky, so I’ll just go with a joke 🤞

I don’t like cats, Dogs or goldfish..

It’s my pet hate