I’ve been saying “Eeeyuuuckk” all week 😂
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve been saying “Eeeyuuuckk” all week 😂
I know an iced coffee hates to see me coming
September 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I know an iced coffee hates to see me coming
Nicki vs SZA was not on my bingo card chi
July 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nicki vs SZA was not on my bingo card chi
A list of people/things I’m currently tired of in no specific order:
• Lizzo
• Matcha
• Donald Trump
• B. Simone
• War/ICE/Racism
• Jussie Smollett
• Chrisean Rock
• The word “Trade” being misused
• Lizzo
• Matcha
• Donald Trump
• B. Simone
• War/ICE/Racism
• Jussie Smollett
• Chrisean Rock
• The word “Trade” being misused
June 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A list of people/things I’m currently tired of in no specific order:
• Lizzo
• Matcha
• Donald Trump
• B. Simone
• War/ICE/Racism
• Jussie Smollett
• Chrisean Rock
• The word “Trade” being misused
• Lizzo
• Matcha
• Donald Trump
• B. Simone
• War/ICE/Racism
• Jussie Smollett
• Chrisean Rock
• The word “Trade” being misused
So…when they say war, what do they mean? Like war…WAR!?
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So…when they say war, what do they mean? Like war…WAR!?
Are y’all off work today or not?
I’m out the rest of the week
I’m out the rest of the week
June 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are y’all off work today or not?
I’m out the rest of the week
I’m out the rest of the week
it’s always “your monthly bill is available” never “this month is on us”
June 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it’s always “your monthly bill is available” never “this month is on us”
POV: watching ppl eat whatever they want and never gain any weight
June 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
POV: watching ppl eat whatever they want and never gain any weight
Did archery for the first time. I think I’m ready for the Hunger Games 🏹
May 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did archery for the first time. I think I’m ready for the Hunger Games 🏹
“Did you hear about Diddy, DDG, and Tory Lanez….”
Me:
Me:
May 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Did you hear about Diddy, DDG, and Tory Lanez….”
Me:
Me:
These are the utensils now? Chipotle count your days!
May 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
These are the utensils now? Chipotle count your days!
If I see one more cowboy hat on my TL…
April 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If I see one more cowboy hat on my TL…
Do you make 3x the rent?
“Do you?”
“Do you?”
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Do you make 3x the rent?
“Do you?”
“Do you?”
POV: me saying “they tried to kill me” after any unpleasant experience
February 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
POV: me saying “they tried to kill me” after any unpleasant experience
I forgot to tell ya’ll my birthday was yesterday 🥳 my bad
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I forgot to tell ya’ll my birthday was yesterday 🥳 my bad
POV: thinking we are friends but I only see you as an associate
January 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
POV: thinking we are friends but I only see you as an associate
Oldest Selfie in my phone 👶🏽
January 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oldest Selfie in my phone 👶🏽
when did it become January 7th?
January 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
when did it become January 7th?
December 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
“I don’t like to drink water“
My face:
My face:
December 10, 2024 at 7:59 PM
“I don’t like to drink water“
My face:
My face: