Cookie: Don’t point at me!
Stacey:
#RHOP

Final Thoughts:
I think the show is great. I do hate a pile on even if I agree with the majority. A shake up might be needed to continue realistic drama. I would love for Taylor and Whitney to have a Nene/Kim dynamic and have Whitney bring some of her friends on to replace the staler girls.

The gold obviously goes to Taylor. This show wouldn't exist without her and for good reason. She really isn't afraid to share the good and the ugly in her life and that is what is needed. Plus she served as a good mediator. Now I just need her to make an appearance on #RHOSLC and I will be set!

The silver medal goes to Jessi! Last season she was very annoying being so meta and breaking the fourth wall but this season was truly about Jessi. The scandal was juicy and doing a polygraph is so over the top. I am glad her and Jordan are doing better and hopefully they continue to.

The bronze medal goes to Whitney! I don't care. I have loved Whitney since season one. I hated that she walked away from filming the first season but she came back with humor, shade, and different hairstyles. She is fine with being the villain on the show and is having fun so thank you for it all!

In fourth place is (surprisingly) Mikayla. I added that caveat because season one Mikayla was boring and season two Mikayla was too turnt up on Whitney. It seems like she found a healthy mix. Also, sharing her story of abuse this season with her husband was touching and I hope she is healing well!

Placing in the middle is Jen. Coming off a rough second season, she seemed lighter and happier this go-round. I am also happy that her marriage to Zac seems a lot better because I couldn't stand him at all. Hopefully, we get a non-pregnant fun Jen next season!

In sixth place is Layla. I really like her, and seeing her go to a black hairdresser introduced a new element to the show. I don't want her to be the token black girl on the show because that's emotional labor she doesn't need, but I would like to see more of her personality.

In seventh place is Mayci. She was also kind of just there for me, but her interactions with Mikayla helped boost her score for me. I wish she stood up for herself more. Demi was talking about her friends right in front of her and she was quiet. We love a strong ally though, so thanks girl!

In eighth place is Demi. I loved Demi in season one, but after learning what she did behind the scenes to her supposed best friend in between seasons, I lost so much respect for her. If she is going to be the villain, she needs to either be a fun villain or commit to the bit.

In last place is Miranda. She isn't a bad addition, but she didn't stick out to me much this season or the previous season. To be honest, she is kind of just there. She should really be a friend of until she has more to bring.

Here is my ranking for season three of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, even though no one asked or cares for me to rank this show. #SLOMW

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