Bowie and her recorded this video the day after shagging. Tell me he doesn't sat "my cock's still raw" at 3:08, before she roars with laughter: youtu.be/p4WG_y7owmM?...

A hugely false rumour was spread about the father of one school mate. He was accused of sexual congress with a dog and christened "Benny Bummer Dog". When the boy complained about this, he was given the obvious title of "Benny Bummer Dog Jr."

I was once invited by the promoters to come to their London recording space for an "in-depth" interview and to record some session tracks. Enough to fill a 1-hour special for my radio show. Inevitably, they were massive bellends and I only got enough useable material for about 10 minutes.