MrCleanMagicReach
@mrcleanmagicreach.bsky.social
Not actually a cat.
Look, I'm not a fan of the DNC. They fuck up. Constantly. But let's look back at the initial tweets here. We need to stop accepting republican framing on everything.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Look, I'm not a fan of the DNC. They fuck up. Constantly. But let's look back at the initial tweets here. We need to stop accepting republican framing on everything.
I bet if you went back and listened to the *actual* statements about it, you would find that the case was made. But here we all are, accepting the framing from headlines and bad faith republican arguments. That's as much a failure of the media as of the DNC.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I bet if you went back and listened to the *actual* statements about it, you would find that the case was made. But here we all are, accepting the framing from headlines and bad faith republican arguments. That's as much a failure of the media as of the DNC.
There's no such thing as "the best choice." There are literally hundreds of people qualified for the job, each with strengths and weaknesses.
Was limiting the selection pool of qualified candidates to "black women" an idpol choice? Yes. But it's not the full story.
Was limiting the selection pool of qualified candidates to "black women" an idpol choice? Yes. But it's not the full story.
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There's no such thing as "the best choice." There are literally hundreds of people qualified for the job, each with strengths and weaknesses.
Was limiting the selection pool of qualified candidates to "black women" an idpol choice? Yes. But it's not the full story.
Was limiting the selection pool of qualified candidates to "black women" an idpol choice? Yes. But it's not the full story.
Okay okay. I can see you're upset. How does ankle height sound?
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Okay okay. I can see you're upset. How does ankle height sound?
On the wall behind me is definitely the worst I've experienced. Impossible contortion.
... But *inside* the wall behind you? What in the world??
... But *inside* the wall behind you? What in the world??
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
On the wall behind me is definitely the worst I've experienced. Impossible contortion.
... But *inside* the wall behind you? What in the world??
... But *inside* the wall behind you? What in the world??
It took me way too long to realize that the fact that my deeply conservative father was the only person I knew who at any point regularly watched Maher... meant something was wrong with Maher's politics, actually.
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It took me way too long to realize that the fact that my deeply conservative father was the only person I knew who at any point regularly watched Maher... meant something was wrong with Maher's politics, actually.
*adjudicated rapist.
Technically different and therefore totally fine and normal and some would say cool.
Technically different and therefore totally fine and normal and some would say cool.
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
*adjudicated rapist.
Technically different and therefore totally fine and normal and some would say cool.
Technically different and therefore totally fine and normal and some would say cool.
Who among us
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Who among us
Same! I like to believe that I'm pretty skilled at it in general, but man I've been chasing that "perfectly timed complete stop" dragon for two decades now.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Same! I like to believe that I'm pretty skilled at it in general, but man I've been chasing that "perfectly timed complete stop" dragon for two decades now.
One of the proudest moments of my life was twenty years ago when I perfectly read a stop light distance (on a slight up hill), and touched neither the breaks nor the gas as I approached it, and stopped at exactly the right distance behind the car in front of me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of the proudest moments of my life was twenty years ago when I perfectly read a stop light distance (on a slight up hill), and touched neither the breaks nor the gas as I approached it, and stopped at exactly the right distance behind the car in front of me.
Easily one of the podcasters of all time.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Easily one of the podcasters of all time.
Skulls and crossbones are common. Totenkopfs are not.
Wearing a pair of socks one day is one thing. Having a tattoo on your chest for two decades is a different thing.
Wearing a pair of socks one day is one thing. Having a tattoo on your chest for two decades is a different thing.
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Skulls and crossbones are common. Totenkopfs are not.
Wearing a pair of socks one day is one thing. Having a tattoo on your chest for two decades is a different thing.
Wearing a pair of socks one day is one thing. Having a tattoo on your chest for two decades is a different thing.
What in the world are you ranting about. Watch the actual skit, not just the gif. The skull and crossbones is specifically a significant part of the commentary within the text - not subtext - of the skit.
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
What in the world are you ranting about. Watch the actual skit, not just the gif. The skull and crossbones is specifically a significant part of the commentary within the text - not subtext - of the skit.
Yea okay I want this shirt. Someone hook a brother up.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yea okay I want this shirt. Someone hook a brother up.
Me as a mostly retired sports-carer. I'm just here for the awesome moments now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me as a mostly retired sports-carer. I'm just here for the awesome moments now.
Fair enough, but it seemed like the game situation called for playing it straight up.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Fair enough, but it seemed like the game situation called for playing it straight up.
Someone explain to me why they were both playing so shallow. Should've been the most boring lazy fly ball in baseball but here we were on the edge of our seat.
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Someone explain to me why they were both playing so shallow. Should've been the most boring lazy fly ball in baseball but here we were on the edge of our seat.
I've long argued that he was the best Bond but just was unfortunately in gonzo 90s movies.
He can sell every aspect of the Bond character, as well or better than any of the others.
He can sell every aspect of the Bond character, as well or better than any of the others.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've long argued that he was the best Bond but just was unfortunately in gonzo 90s movies.
He can sell every aspect of the Bond character, as well or better than any of the others.
He can sell every aspect of the Bond character, as well or better than any of the others.
trump dgaf about the 2026 election. It's 2028 that he cares about. He'll keep doing whatever tf he wants until then.
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
trump dgaf about the 2026 election. It's 2028 that he cares about. He'll keep doing whatever tf he wants until then.
"The miraculous fractalization that transfigured a tiny clump of cells into our baby boy"
... What the fuck is this?
... What the fuck is this?
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"The miraculous fractalization that transfigured a tiny clump of cells into our baby boy"
... What the fuck is this?
... What the fuck is this?
Yea to be clear I'm not ignorant on the larger picture. Just hadn't recently looked up the actual statistics and was taken aback.
October 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yea to be clear I'm not ignorant on the larger picture. Just hadn't recently looked up the actual statistics and was taken aback.
Fair enough. Also, after googling: Jesus Christ, el Salvador.
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fair enough. Also, after googling: Jesus Christ, el Salvador.
... One of the largest? Isn't it the largest by quite a margin?
October 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
... One of the largest? Isn't it the largest by quite a margin?
Spent way too much for my team's return to the world series a few years ago. No regrets.
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Spent way too much for my team's return to the world series a few years ago. No regrets.
Wonder if there's any precedent for this kind of thing.
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wonder if there's any precedent for this kind of thing.