Actually it’s only anarchy if it’s from the anarch religion of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling failed state.
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Actually it’s only anarchy if it’s from the anarch religion of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling failed state.
If I had a nickel for every time a former CIA asset carried out a terrorist attack against the US that the government subsequently used to accumulate more power I’d have [REDACTED] nickels.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a former CIA asset carried out a terrorist attack against the US that the government subsequently used to accumulate more power I’d have [REDACTED] nickels.
Don’t believe a word she says, she’s a lion ass bitch…
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Don’t believe a word she says, she’s a lion ass bitch…
The more I think about it, Sally Fields character in Mrs. Doubtfire is the real villain. Her husband refuses to encourage kids to smoke, instead of waiting for him to find a new job she throws him out and spends hundreds of dollars a week to hire a nanny, and she refuses to let him see his kids.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The more I think about it, Sally Fields character in Mrs. Doubtfire is the real villain. Her husband refuses to encourage kids to smoke, instead of waiting for him to find a new job she throws him out and spends hundreds of dollars a week to hire a nanny, and she refuses to let him see his kids.
Imagine trying to do a leveraged buyout in medieval Europe. You go to the town goldsmith, take out a massive loan in the blacksmiths name, sell his anvils and hammers, then make him pay rent for his own shop.
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Imagine trying to do a leveraged buyout in medieval Europe. You go to the town goldsmith, take out a massive loan in the blacksmiths name, sell his anvils and hammers, then make him pay rent for his own shop.
MAGA thinks this is a flex.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
MAGA thinks this is a flex.
Republicans when someone who’s paid under $16k receives $7 a day on food stamps.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Republicans when someone who’s paid under $16k receives $7 a day on food stamps.
Obama: (sips beer)
Fox News: NEW CALLS TO IMPEACH FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED VIOLATING THE 18th AMENDMENT…
Fox News: NEW CALLS TO IMPEACH FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED VIOLATING THE 18th AMENDMENT…
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Obama: (sips beer)
Fox News: NEW CALLS TO IMPEACH FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED VIOLATING THE 18th AMENDMENT…
Fox News: NEW CALLS TO IMPEACH FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED VIOLATING THE 18th AMENDMENT…
Why is this so hard for maga to understand? If the government has the power to track political dissidents and take them out before they commit attacks then your “well regulated militia” is useless against tyrannical governments.
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Why is this so hard for maga to understand? If the government has the power to track political dissidents and take them out before they commit attacks then your “well regulated militia” is useless against tyrannical governments.
Shooter manifestos be like “I love Trump!”
Fox news be like “the shooter described homosexual feelings for an older man…”
Fox news be like “the shooter described homosexual feelings for an older man…”
September 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Shooter manifestos be like “I love Trump!”
Fox news be like “the shooter described homosexual feelings for an older man…”
Fox news be like “the shooter described homosexual feelings for an older man…”
Con: melting ice caps will destroy coastal cities.
Pro: 80 degrees in October means Halloween costumes will be slutty af…
Pro: 80 degrees in October means Halloween costumes will be slutty af…
September 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Con: melting ice caps will destroy coastal cities.
Pro: 80 degrees in October means Halloween costumes will be slutty af…
Pro: 80 degrees in October means Halloween costumes will be slutty af…
Hey guys, how long after a married woman unfriends her husband/drops her relationship status, should you wait before you start sending her 3am drunk texts? I want to be respectful, you know?
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey guys, how long after a married woman unfriends her husband/drops her relationship status, should you wait before you start sending her 3am drunk texts? I want to be respectful, you know?
Months from now: “…a batch of contaminated Tylenol has been recalled…”
MAGA: YOU ALL LAUGHED AT TRUMP BUT HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
MAGA: YOU ALL LAUGHED AT TRUMP BUT HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Months from now: “…a batch of contaminated Tylenol has been recalled…”
MAGA: YOU ALL LAUGHED AT TRUMP BUT HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
MAGA: YOU ALL LAUGHED AT TRUMP BUT HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
Going after food coloring and Tylenol while trying to remove regulations against asbestos and sulfur dioxide is the most on brand move the Trump administration could possibly make.
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Going after food coloring and Tylenol while trying to remove regulations against asbestos and sulfur dioxide is the most on brand move the Trump administration could possibly make.
Me at my first boxing match: WOW I knocked that guy out with one punch…
The other boxer: uh yeah that was the ref, you’re actually not supposed to punch them..
The other boxer: uh yeah that was the ref, you’re actually not supposed to punch them..
September 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Me at my first boxing match: WOW I knocked that guy out with one punch…
The other boxer: uh yeah that was the ref, you’re actually not supposed to punch them..
The other boxer: uh yeah that was the ref, you’re actually not supposed to punch them..