Mr Cheep Cheep
mrcheepcheep.bsky.social
Mr Cheep Cheep
@mrcheepcheep.bsky.social
I came from the future to escape a very trivial work deadline.
The day will come when the aliens arrive and begin their attack. And on that day when they find out how much toilet paper I use everyday, they'll probably pack up and leave.
December 20, 2024 at 6:30 AM
We’re all lucky Richard Dawson wasn’t alive at the start of the pandemic
December 9, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Can you use hot dog water to make a gravy?
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I don’t care what people say, I DO care about your Spotify recap. Keep listening to music even if it’s the same boring shit you’ve loved since 1997
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I wish LinkedIn would tell you if someone was a premium user so I’d know if they can see me when I’m stalking them
December 4, 2024 at 8:54 AM
I don't think anyone really understands how much I really like ham.
December 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Top 10 Comic tv/movie moments:

1. Blade’s intro
2. Captain America vs Thanos
3. Anytime Toby McGuire smiles but he looks like he farted
4. Superman vs a computer
5. The intro to blade
6. The blade intro
7. Blade club scene
8. Blade
9. The first 5 minutes of Blade
10. Xmen 97 episode 5
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
One day when I die my funeral will be 12 hours long and it’ll just consist of a giant tv screen playing Ridiculousness for 14 hours
November 26, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Do they make a Snoo for adults?
November 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
After staring at the sun way to long earlier, I've come to the conclusion that we need to invent full contact bowling.
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
If a toddler keeps asking a question over and over, if you say, “hell if I know” they surprisingly stop asking you the question.
November 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Whenever I go to Costco I like to pretend that each person in there is a doomsday prepper, and I try to guess the logic in their preparation based upon what's in their cart. the old man with 4 cases of water and 6 poinsettias terrified me and filled me with hope.
November 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM