I didn’t know Brooke Shields was a nationwide threat, but ok…

*me eating lunch, watching sports center*

commercial: it squirts saline up one nostril and sucks it out of the other, as graphically seen here!

*me not eating lunch anymore*

Let’s decorate some cookies, y’all!

Now that it’s been rebuilt, I wonder if #NotreDame has that new cathedral smell.

Of all the floats they could have put The Temptations on, why the Wonder Bread float?

Wicked was pretty awesome, but I have to say the part in Oz where they were doing the musical inside the musical was giving me serious Star Wars Holiday Special flashbacks. Think Lumpy watching the hologram circus scene. #Rifftrax

Austin airport is a vibe. This is one of the coolest airports I think I’ve ever been in. Plenty of places to hang and I’ve seen two live bands walking from gate 22 to gate 12. Plus Amy’s Ice Cream!

Whoever came up with the phrase “greatest thing since sliced bread”, this goes on the list of things for which that phrase absolutely applies…