Chris Miller
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THIS DECEMBER, I INTEND TO DRILL A HOLE in it every day up to and including Christmas Eve. I've always wanted an advent colander.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
THIS DECEMBER, I INTEND TO DRILL A HOLE in it every day up to and including Christmas Eve. I've always wanted an advent colander.
I NODDED MY HEAD when asked if I'd like to be a snowglobe. But everyone else shook it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I NODDED MY HEAD when asked if I'd like to be a snowglobe. But everyone else shook it.
“What are you up to, Douglas?”
“I’m writing a letter to Radio Times, my sweet.”
“Oh. What about?”
“You’ll have to wait and see. Let’s just say I’m about to rock an incompetent TV production company to its very foundations. I expect there'll be a slew of resignations before the end of the week.”
“I’m writing a letter to Radio Times, my sweet.”
“Oh. What about?”
“You’ll have to wait and see. Let’s just say I’m about to rock an incompetent TV production company to its very foundations. I expect there'll be a slew of resignations before the end of the week.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“What are you up to, Douglas?”
“I’m writing a letter to Radio Times, my sweet.”
“Oh. What about?”
“You’ll have to wait and see. Let’s just say I’m about to rock an incompetent TV production company to its very foundations. I expect there'll be a slew of resignations before the end of the week.”
“I’m writing a letter to Radio Times, my sweet.”
“Oh. What about?”
“You’ll have to wait and see. Let’s just say I’m about to rock an incompetent TV production company to its very foundations. I expect there'll be a slew of resignations before the end of the week.”
IF YOU’RE NOT WITHIN EASY REACH of one of my 31 (and counting) copywriter-summoning installations, I can be contacted with a LinkedIn direct message instead. x
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
IF YOU’RE NOT WITHIN EASY REACH of one of my 31 (and counting) copywriter-summoning installations, I can be contacted with a LinkedIn direct message instead. x
A DOUBLE ENTENDRE IN TRIPLICATE. Perhaps that qualifies as a sextuple entendre?
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A DOUBLE ENTENDRE IN TRIPLICATE. Perhaps that qualifies as a sextuple entendre?
QUIZMASTER: “For ten points and a lifetime ban from all royal palaces, which former prince was a despicable associate of Jeffrey Epstein and a sexual…” [BUZZ] MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR: “Ooh, ooh! I know this one. It was m… Oops."
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
QUIZMASTER: “For ten points and a lifetime ban from all royal palaces, which former prince was a despicable associate of Jeffrey Epstein and a sexual…” [BUZZ] MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR: “Ooh, ooh! I know this one. It was m… Oops."
The King has generously offered to rehouse him in a guano-encrusted shipping container on an uninhabited island in the South Atlantic.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The King has generously offered to rehouse him in a guano-encrusted shipping container on an uninhabited island in the South Atlantic.
HE'S IN THE POCKET OF BIG LARD.
(By which I don't mean his boss.)
(By which I don't mean his boss.)
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
HE'S IN THE POCKET OF BIG LARD.
(By which I don't mean his boss.)
(By which I don't mean his boss.)
COMES WITH A HOOD, half a dozen croissant-shaped pockets and a baguette pouch.
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
COMES WITH A HOOD, half a dozen croissant-shaped pockets and a baguette pouch.
"OH MY GOD! They dentally improved Kenny."
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"OH MY GOD! They dentally improved Kenny."
A SQUANDERED OPPORTUNITY to create a warning pictogram featuring a spherical anally inflated customer.
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A SQUANDERED OPPORTUNITY to create a warning pictogram featuring a spherical anally inflated customer.
"WANNA SEE MY IMPRESSION of the White House?"
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"WANNA SEE MY IMPRESSION of the White House?"
“THIS IS THE SUITCASE FOR ME! Before I take it to the till, though, I’ll read this tag out of idle curiosity. I’m sure it won’t say anything remotely off-putting. I mean, it's hardly going to cause to me to run screaming for the exit and bathe my nads in bleach, is it? Anyway, let's take a look..."
October 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“THIS IS THE SUITCASE FOR ME! Before I take it to the till, though, I’ll read this tag out of idle curiosity. I’m sure it won’t say anything remotely off-putting. I mean, it's hardly going to cause to me to run screaming for the exit and bathe my nads in bleach, is it? Anyway, let's take a look..."
IT RAISES INTRIGUING QUESTIONS about the anatomy of flying crickets.
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
IT RAISES INTRIGUING QUESTIONS about the anatomy of flying crickets.
If it wasn't for the Lady Godiva it's wearing on its back, that horse would be naked.
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If it wasn't for the Lady Godiva it's wearing on its back, that horse would be naked.
Congratulations, María Corina Machado! That means, as yet, no Nobel Peace Prize winners are in the Epstein files.
October 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Congratulations, María Corina Machado! That means, as yet, no Nobel Peace Prize winners are in the Epstein files.
ME: "For me, otherworldliness is an absolute deal breaker. Is otherworldliness a feature of Polestar 4? Hmm? Answer me! Don't you dare be otherworldliness-evasive." POLESTAR AD: "Look, it's like this..."
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
ME: "For me, otherworldliness is an absolute deal breaker. Is otherworldliness a feature of Polestar 4? Hmm? Answer me! Don't you dare be otherworldliness-evasive." POLESTAR AD: "Look, it's like this..."
I WAS HEARTENED, in these days of polarisation and division, to see a Mini and a non-Mini openly snogging in our street.
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I WAS HEARTENED, in these days of polarisation and division, to see a Mini and a non-Mini openly snogging in our street.
Either ASDA briefed a signage company over a lousy phone line or I've developed late-onset dyslexia.
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Either ASDA briefed a signage company over a lousy phone line or I've developed late-onset dyslexia.
September 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Presumably this image was chosen in order to suggest that the decision was a divine decree, booming from the heavens and reverberating around the London Stadium. "POTTER BEGONE. THE CLUB SHALT NOW APPROACH NUNO ESPIRITO SANTO, FOR VERILY HIS NAME SOUNDETH PROPER HOLY AN' THAT." #coyi
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Presumably this image was chosen in order to suggest that the decision was a divine decree, booming from the heavens and reverberating around the London Stadium. "POTTER BEGONE. THE CLUB SHALT NOW APPROACH NUNO ESPIRITO SANTO, FOR VERILY HIS NAME SOUNDETH PROPER HOLY AN' THAT." #coyi
THIS MARKS THE SPOT where Jimmy "Swastika Legs" Jones collapsed on the way to the orthopaedic clinic.
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
THIS MARKS THE SPOT where Jimmy "Swastika Legs" Jones collapsed on the way to the orthopaedic clinic.