bro I just checked the Santa tracker and he’s been stopped at your moms house for a few hours now

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Woagh, big cat

If I saw yoda in real life I would probably kick him on reflex and he would chop me in half

To smithereens is probably the worst way to be blown

Lots to think about tonight

Have you ever thought about how lizards could be both green. And yellow? Youre welcome.

Man vtubers are so cool, I wish women were real