I actually was about to watch the halftime show but I can't now. It's just too far away.

oh god don't tell me there's actual pop music on this soundtrack 💀

Yes I'm aware I misspelled "Ark"

You're gonna need some edibles

Alright that's fine, we can just nominate someone with no authentic emotion beside constipated orangutan

He wants Trump to build a giant cigarette box in Greenland?

So she doesn't want me to say Jonathan Ross' name? Alright, I won't say Jonathan Ross. And I encourage everyone on here to not say Jonathan Ross too. I wouldn't want to embarrass Jonathan Ross and hurt his feelings.

To be completely fair though, he has to acknowledge the cavemen in his audience by speaking in their native tongue.

Live AIDS

What a primadonald

It never occurred to me until right now how much Gene Simmons looks like Tommy Wiseau (no offense to the actual Tommy Wiseau, who's a much better person than him!)

He sounds like the substitute teacher from that Key and Peele sketch

"Rush Hour 4" is probably where he'll try and hide them at next.

I have never used the phrase "hate porn" before but this is hate porn

McDonald’s was one of my go-tos when it came to restaurants, it was also the closest to proximity from my house. I weighed around 175 four years back because of it. Then I started going less the more Donald tried to promote it. I now weigh 142. Boycotting rules.

Hell, I'd buy a kazoo if it would annoy her too