Black Francis
mrblackfrancis.bsky.social
Black Francis
@mrblackfrancis.bsky.social
Singer guy from Pixies. Actual acct
Honest cafe conversations.

Q "What are in the hashbrowns besides potatoes?"

A "I don't know; they come from the factory."

Q "What do you cook here?"

A "We fry the fritters."
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Currently scanning the stream for the inevitable “Liar’s Dividend” deep-fake defense re: incriminating evidence.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
How legit is rumor that top Kkkeystone Kops are now housed at Ft. Mcnair and Anacostia-Bolling?
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Congratulations to Mr. Ernest Evans PKA Chubby Checker!
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Probably just wishful rumours. But some talk of new Paolo Conte recordings in 2026. The guy is fucking amazing.
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
All the grift and various evils aside, has there ever been a public figure who has whined and moaned to this degree? Who? When? Where?
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Name these animals; draw a clock.

Fucking hell.
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Chatbot Gemeni couldn't provide answer, suggested a couple research days and would get back to me. We made an appoinment for this research reveal.
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
chill zone
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by Black Francis
PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mike. Your hair is neat. Your suit is pressed. And when you open your mouth everyone knows you are full of shit.
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
These assholes have gotta go.
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reporter: "The president is unhinged; that performance in front of the generals..."

Mike Johnson: "I didn't see it".
October 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Listen to these absolute pricks; they get such a giggle out of saying the phrase "secretary of war".
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'd bet a sack of silver that this military pizza party that man-with-the-drink-problem is hosting in Virginia is simply a show of control and a taking of military leadership temperature. More setting up for the coup of the cuckoos.
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
jeezus h khrist. toss. the. bum.
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
for chrissake throw the bum out
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
sinclair filter
September 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've had a lovely and insanely relaxing 24 hours here in beautiful Chicago. But now it's time for the song and dance and get it down the road to St. Louis, try to find some birria.
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I was not expecting to find such fine birria tacos in downtown Birmingham, Alabama. Thank you nice Birria lady! Getting psyched for Mexican Independence Day in Chicago! #Mexicanfood #Mexico #aujus #unostacos
September 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thank you, Austin. It was short but sweet, and all I managed was this one shot behind the venue. I love singing in the heat actually. Nos vemos.
September 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
OKC tonight
September 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
1933
1. Gesetz zur Wiederherstellung des Berufsbeamtentums
2. Reichsgesetzblatt I
3. Länderregierungen
4. Konzentrationslager Dachau
5. Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich (Ermächtigungsgesetz)
6. Gesetz zur Wiederherstellung des Berufsbeamtentums
7. WIR SIND HIER
May 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Wir kommen an der nächsten Station an.
May 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
behold this parade of idiots
May 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM