Mr. Biscuits 🐸🚫👑
@mrbiscuits.bsky.social
Retired chef, vidjya game player, podcast listener. Pretty good at Fortnite.
He/they. LGBTQ+ ally. Black Lives Matter. HellPope of the Church of the SubGenius. Flavortown City Council District 3. Vaxed.
He/they. LGBTQ+ ally. Black Lives Matter. HellPope of the Church of the SubGenius. Flavortown City Council District 3. Vaxed.
"I don't have a sweet tooth, I have an alcoholic molar."
- John Hodgman
- John Hodgman
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"I don't have a sweet tooth, I have an alcoholic molar."
- John Hodgman
- John Hodgman
I guess we'll see if some of these Republicans vote for impeachment of these assholes, or will they just fall in line ... Patiently waiting for anyone to do anything about all this shit that's happening. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I guess we'll see if some of these Republicans vote for impeachment of these assholes, or will they just fall in line ... Patiently waiting for anyone to do anything about all this shit that's happening. 🙄
Slurp slurp, Ted. Does his cum taste like Big Mac sauce?
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Slurp slurp, Ted. Does his cum taste like Big Mac sauce?
"He never sleeps! He works 24/7! He takes conference calls all night!"
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"He never sleeps! He works 24/7! He takes conference calls all night!"
He looks like gray E.T.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
He looks like gray E.T.
I had a teacher in elementary school that would do a "snow summoning dance" if it was expected that school might be closed for weather. She'd sashay around the classroom saying "Heel, toe! Snow! Snow! Snow!"
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I had a teacher in elementary school that would do a "snow summoning dance" if it was expected that school might be closed for weather. She'd sashay around the classroom saying "Heel, toe! Snow! Snow! Snow!"
Those are the most anemic-looking croissants I've ever seen.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Those are the most anemic-looking croissants I've ever seen.
His wife's squeaky little "trad-wife" voice creeps me the fuck out.
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
His wife's squeaky little "trad-wife" voice creeps me the fuck out.
And he still paints himself orange even with AI.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And he still paints himself orange even with AI.
I'm old enough to have insisted that my family skip Thanksgiving NFL because I was using the TV to record MST3K Turkey Day marathons on VHS.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm old enough to have insisted that my family skip Thanksgiving NFL because I was using the TV to record MST3K Turkey Day marathons on VHS.
Hopefully "fealty to a corpse", ya know?
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hopefully "fealty to a corpse", ya know?
He's so fucking disgusting.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He's so fucking disgusting.
I hope he knows it and thinks about it 24/7. Suffer, you little bitch.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I hope he knows it and thinks about it 24/7. Suffer, you little bitch.
How much longer are we going to put up with this shit, people?
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
How much longer are we going to put up with this shit, people?
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Bay leaves are a myth and they add no flavor to anything.
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Bay leaves are a myth and they add no flavor to anything.
Kaizo Mario but you take a drink every time you die.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Kaizo Mario but you take a drink every time you die.
So, which lobby paid you to write this? Alcohol or pharma?
This is obviously some weapons-grade bolognium.
This is obviously some weapons-grade bolognium.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So, which lobby paid you to write this? Alcohol or pharma?
This is obviously some weapons-grade bolognium.
This is obviously some weapons-grade bolognium.
Their tiny reality bubble is getting smaller and it's going to burst soon. No one believes them but themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Their tiny reality bubble is getting smaller and it's going to burst soon. No one believes them but themselves.
Are you taking up for Fuentes here? I'm asking honestly. If so, what is your reasoning?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Are you taking up for Fuentes here? I'm asking honestly. If so, what is your reasoning?
Mr. Ali, I understand your desire and drive to cover everything political, but Bill Maher does not deserve your attention, nor anyone else's.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Mr. Ali, I understand your desire and drive to cover everything political, but Bill Maher does not deserve your attention, nor anyone else's.
Not behind on my car pmnts, but I have 2 credit cards that are going to be sent to collections in 30d because I haven't paid them in a WHILE, because it was either send money to CapitalOne or feed my family, buy gas, and pay real bills.
Hope I don't need to move soon and have my credit checked.
Hope I don't need to move soon and have my credit checked.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not behind on my car pmnts, but I have 2 credit cards that are going to be sent to collections in 30d because I haven't paid them in a WHILE, because it was either send money to CapitalOne or feed my family, buy gas, and pay real bills.
Hope I don't need to move soon and have my credit checked.
Hope I don't need to move soon and have my credit checked.
Jones is a good man. He cares about the people of AL. It's unfortunate that the AL Governor race has traditionally been, and will be, decided by who wins the (R) primary.
I will 100% vote for Jones, but he has an very small chance of winning the state. It's just how it works here, unfortunately.
I will 100% vote for Jones, but he has an very small chance of winning the state. It's just how it works here, unfortunately.
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Jones is a good man. He cares about the people of AL. It's unfortunate that the AL Governor race has traditionally been, and will be, decided by who wins the (R) primary.
I will 100% vote for Jones, but he has an very small chance of winning the state. It's just how it works here, unfortunately.
I will 100% vote for Jones, but he has an very small chance of winning the state. It's just how it works here, unfortunately.
Peach tree dish was pretty good, too.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Peach tree dish was pretty good, too.
If this news had broken a few months ago, we might be in the middle of Hot Felch Summer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If this news had broken a few months ago, we might be in the middle of Hot Felch Summer.