Boys is historic.

She opens the history like...

Y'all know.

Me in the national security group chat

Let's all thank Caitlin Clark for absolutely torching Hayley Van Lith in March, which led to her transferring from LSU to TCU, which was going to cut in HAYLEY Cavinder's playing time, which led the twins BACK to Miami... which led to... Carson Beck following his girlfriend...

Gambling.

So.. you can just draft a badass QB? That's allowed?

All I can hear when I look at this is @jessicasmetana.bsky.social doing "Misogynistic Bane".

And now it's all you can hear too.

In-dy wrest-ling.
👏🏻👏🏻-👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I'm very toxic, sorry. But also, this isn't accurate. I listen to all 4 or 5 chapters of Lebatard every day, this stuff posts twice a week, tops, and I don't listen to every episode... (except for Budden, I'm toxic, I can't help it.)

Apparently, I got really into EDM this year? And latin hip-hop?

Aubrey always lurking.
(Pause)

This table in Elementary school gets all this shit stolen from them as soon as the adults aren't looking.

(*also, the health czar appears to be closer to death than all of them except Johnson)

Katie from Bray County... like all the greats: