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Live Laugh Lobotomy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
All the Christmas decorations are down, the chocolates are all eaten and it's back to work tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
They’re playing ‘River’ by Joni Mitchell now…
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
'Susie has tried to find a more sympathetic ear... instead she's found Jane Boulton.'
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
😂😂💀
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
R.I.P. Shirley Valentine
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me searching through every drawer in the house for a Rennie at 3am in the morning.
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wine on a Sunday evening!? Well, i have got a week off work now...
May 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I've got an exam at 9am this morning. I've had about 4 hours sleep & i'm fuelled by caffeine and anxiety.
May 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just started watching The Last of Us season 2. Pedro Pascal is just...
April 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When guys on Grindr ask 'What are you into?'
April 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
'Perverts!'
April 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me on Monday when my work colleague asks ‘So, what did you get up to over the weekend?’
April 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
March 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I had a slight Faye Dunaway obsession as a very theatrical child after seeing her chew the scenery and upstage Supergirl in every scene they appeared in together.
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
'Could you leave, please? You're right in my eyeline.'
March 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Me currently sat on my sofa at home judging the #Oscar red carpet celebrity fashions.
March 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you want to feel depressed and unsuccessful, watching the house tours on Architectural Digest's YouTube channel is a great place to start.
February 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I think this is her very delightful way of saying ‘Piss off to bed, humans! I want an early night!’ She was sat beside me on the sofa 10 minutes ago determined to share my pizza.
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
And we must mention that time Marianne Faithfull appeared in Absolutely Fabulous as God before Edina Monsoon in a dream alongside Anita Pallenberg as Satan.
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I had so much work to do this week and there's still more to do tomorrow, but i'm so happy with the progress i've made. Proud of myself!
January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
January 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I really, really hate it when straight people meet a gay couple and ask or try to categorise 'the man in the relationship' and 'the woman in the relationship'.
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This bitch is so dramatic! Girl, stop acting like you never get fed and watered.
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM