Jeremy Smith
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Jeremy Smith
@mrbeaks.bsky.social
Freelance entertainment journalist. Credits: /Film, AV Club, Fangoria, New York Magazine, Polygon, Salt Lake Magazine, Thrillist, Variety, Yardbarker and so much more! Cleveland Cavaliers Fan/Sufferer. I've been to Prague.
Nor do you.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"That's why we think The Oakwoods, a lovely, faux-forested community nestled ever so gently in between an under-construction data center and a curiously pungent bogland that glows a sickly pea-green at night, would be a man-made wonderland worthy of your imperial rest."
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I mean, the AMERICAN VANDAL team (potentially) making a mockumentary about Jimmy Olsen investigating the villainous activities of Gorilla Grodd sure sounds like gold.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Plausible.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
From the dopes who brought you "Mueller Time" and the orgiastic response to AG Merrick Garland.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I mean, if I'm going down, might as well sit in the front row!
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You and your spineless colleagues, @schumer.senate.gov, need to seriously take stock of the anger out there. It manifested in a positive way last Tuesday. Encourage this, even if it pisses off your donors. You're done. Fade from leadership with a sliver of dignity.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM