Tomorrow Dollar General will announce they are adding a total of 15 employees nationwide

Hopefully Steven Miller doesn’t see this guys head tattoo

Don’t worry I talked to your boss and he said he would cover the cost and put it in your paycheck.

I’m so glad we decided to pay more for every single good we buy just to stop under 100 kids from being included in school sports. What a weird country we are.

Me anytime I see Elon musk in the news

Might as well have some fun in these trying times

The only way the rich would ever tackle the problem of poverty is if they became poor themselves.

Wonder how many cops have called ICE on their ex’s

Elon should give each one of his kids to a different billionaire and see who makes the worst child.

Those with kids know this whole situation. MAGA and all those republicans are like your toddler wanting to help you build legos. They will sit behind you and scream how they can do it better until you get frustrated enough to let them. They destroy the whole thing and cry and it’s your fault.

When did the American dream become “I need to make money off other people so I don’t have to actually work” instead of going doing your job and it meaning something? Capitalism cooked us so hard.

The #MrBeast peanut butter egg being better than the #Reece’s egg has me absolutely fucked up

Literally all the base of the Democrats is looking for is someone to fight. People are tired of feeling like being a good person is a weakness and as soon as you start actually fighting these people and making them uncomfortable they will crack. They are playing tough because they are anything but.

Elon musk is a modern day Rasputin without the beard or the hog.

Missing the stink Bombay beech atm

I’m gonna go ahead and scream into the void.