Mr. Bartokomous
@mrbartokomous.bsky.social
Toronto. Formerly a tech guy. Currently procrastinating.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
It was very cool to meet @edgarwright.bsky.social before last night’s advance Running Man screening, but no one told me the guy was gonna bring his Experimental Particle Accelerator.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It was very cool to meet @edgarwright.bsky.social before last night’s advance Running Man screening, but no one told me the guy was gonna bring his Experimental Particle Accelerator.
Like, this was how I thought elites communicated. It’s how I’ve tried to communicate since I kinda became one.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Like, this was how I thought elites communicated. It’s how I’ve tried to communicate since I kinda became one.
I never understood Brad Pitt in this moment until tonight. #WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I never understood Brad Pitt in this moment until tonight. #WorldSeries
Dumbass getting hauled off the field at the #WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Dumbass getting hauled off the field at the #WorldSeries
And now it’s Game 6 of the World Series. I’m at the Skydome. We’re up 3-2.
Here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go.
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And now it’s Game 6 of the World Series. I’m at the Skydome. We’re up 3-2.
Here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go.
I love my condo, but it doesn’t have a tub, so when I travel I tend to treat myself.
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I love my condo, but it doesn’t have a tub, so when I travel I tend to treat myself.
Been a while since I posted one of these.
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Been a while since I posted one of these.
tfw you win game one of the World Series
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
tfw you win game one of the World Series
I guess these seats are okay. #WorldSeries #BlueJays
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I guess these seats are okay. #WorldSeries #BlueJays
Pan-seared chicken thighs in the rice cooker is a cheap, easy, and fun canvas for experimenting with flavour combos.
San Marzanos, shallots, and a ton of St Hubert chicken spice over carnaroli rice made a super creamy risotto.
It’s two or three tweaks away from being a damn good jambalaya.
San Marzanos, shallots, and a ton of St Hubert chicken spice over carnaroli rice made a super creamy risotto.
It’s two or three tweaks away from being a damn good jambalaya.
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pan-seared chicken thighs in the rice cooker is a cheap, easy, and fun canvas for experimenting with flavour combos.
San Marzanos, shallots, and a ton of St Hubert chicken spice over carnaroli rice made a super creamy risotto.
It’s two or three tweaks away from being a damn good jambalaya.
San Marzanos, shallots, and a ton of St Hubert chicken spice over carnaroli rice made a super creamy risotto.
It’s two or three tweaks away from being a damn good jambalaya.
This was what I sent.
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This was what I sent.
It’s mine. Oh yes. It is mine.
October 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s mine. Oh yes. It is mine.
Every single person in this planetarium is baked and it is wonderful.
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every single person in this planetarium is baked and it is wonderful.
Yesavage on track for 21 K’s after 3.
October 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yesavage on track for 21 K’s after 3.
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Really digging this new Taylor album.
October 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Really digging this new Taylor album.
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I made the decision years back to no longer spend money on Louie CK's stuff, but I'm still on his mailing list. He respects your inbox, only writes a couple times a year. I've always been a sincere admirer of his approach to self-promo.
This email, this week, did not leave me the way it found me.
This email, this week, did not leave me the way it found me.
September 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I made the decision years back to no longer spend money on Louie CK's stuff, but I'm still on his mailing list. He respects your inbox, only writes a couple times a year. I've always been a sincere admirer of his approach to self-promo.
This email, this week, did not leave me the way it found me.
This email, this week, did not leave me the way it found me.
It will never not amuse me to know I’ve got more Halloween rizz than a man with thousands of times more money than I’ll ever see.
It helps when you can grow facial hair without looking like a schmuck.
It helps when you can grow facial hair without looking like a schmuck.
September 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It will never not amuse me to know I’ve got more Halloween rizz than a man with thousands of times more money than I’ll ever see.
It helps when you can grow facial hair without looking like a schmuck.
It helps when you can grow facial hair without looking like a schmuck.
The way Sinclair and Nexstar fopped us all to smitheroonies? That way?
September 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The way Sinclair and Nexstar fopped us all to smitheroonies? That way?