Montene
mrb513.bsky.social
Montene
@mrb513.bsky.social
Yinzer, pro choice, anti jagoff.
Why does this idiot always look like his top mixed up the K-Y and the Ben-Gay?
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is the caller sure that it wasn’t Caprese salad?
July 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Apartheid Clyde claims to have disowned Vivian because she’s trans but the truth is she’s not useful to him because she’s too big to hoist onto his shoulders to use as a human shield.
March 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“I was told” and “Everyone is saying”, are code for “I’m lying my a$$ off and I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Don’t you wish that “pants on fire” thing was real?
March 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hopefully he’ll be too old to breathe before next year.
March 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This scared the 💩 out of me 😳
March 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Dude. I’m trying to eat lunch 🤢🤮
March 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hate that orange fuk face with my whole being but I’m loving all the nicknames 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
March 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Is it still there? I’m close to Lawrenceville and I’d be happy to key the Swasticar and/or decorate it with spray paint.
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Poor little Captain Guyliner got his fragile little MAGAt feelings hurt 😢 Concept of thoughts and prayers.
March 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hey there, Apartheid Clyde; the man I’m married to is a liberal Democrat and a very talented marksman/sharpshooter with an impressive selection of weapons. I think I’ll be ok.
February 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fake genius Musk is running the show while PINO Velveeta Voldemort dozes at the table, probably with a full diaper 💩
February 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Anyone think it’s a coincidence that the latest lying tRump whore looks a lot like Ivanka? 🤔
January 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And I guess you think your fat ass mango messiah who eats like a frat boy, mocks the concept of exercise and shits his pants regularly is going to live another four years 🙄 HMU about a bridge I have for sale.
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just ordered mine. I’ll wear it to church and if it’s not well received I’ll know I need to find a new church.
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM