Mr. Antimatter
@mrantimatter27.bsky.social
Motorcycle enthusiast, sci-fi/fantasy/romance reader.
Um, don't know how to tell you this, but, um, we just don't pose with them for our Christmas cards. Doesn't mean we don't have them.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Um, don't know how to tell you this, but, um, we just don't pose with them for our Christmas cards. Doesn't mean we don't have them.
Eh, so the local chief used his connections to get a buddy's wife away from ICE. Not sure this is the 'ah ha' moment folks seem to think it is.
January 31, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Eh, so the local chief used his connections to get a buddy's wife away from ICE. Not sure this is the 'ah ha' moment folks seem to think it is.
Accusations are confessions. No wonder his ear 'healed' up so fast.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Accusations are confessions. No wonder his ear 'healed' up so fast.
"Looks like you're going to Epstein Island! Do you need help with that?"
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"Looks like you're going to Epstein Island! Do you need help with that?"
State GOP are starting to realize this will damage their brand of Trump doesn’t tone things down.
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
State GOP are starting to realize this will damage their brand of Trump doesn’t tone things down.
Soliciting a bribe.
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Soliciting a bribe.
“I’m gonna hit the meth vending machine. You good?”
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“I’m gonna hit the meth vending machine. You good?”
Goodbye Facebook.
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Goodbye Facebook.
I had a similar problem that started shortly before the Covid shutdown. My solution has been to be forgiving to myself if I put a book down and move on to something else. I still enjoy books, I'm just more critical of my choices. Short stories and graphic novels helped bridge the gap also.
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I had a similar problem that started shortly before the Covid shutdown. My solution has been to be forgiving to myself if I put a book down and move on to something else. I still enjoy books, I'm just more critical of my choices. Short stories and graphic novels helped bridge the gap also.
American driving philosophy depends on technology to solve problems as opposed to driver training. Guess which approach makes more money for shareholders?
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
American driving philosophy depends on technology to solve problems as opposed to driver training. Guess which approach makes more money for shareholders?
‘Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors’ by James Hornfischer. It is a page turner extraordinaire.
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
‘Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors’ by James Hornfischer. It is a page turner extraordinaire.
Because in bankruptcy you can keep your primary residency. It's one of the unique things about Florida's financial regulations. So, after being a bad person and getting sued by everyone, you keep your house and your lifestyle.
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Because in bankruptcy you can keep your primary residency. It's one of the unique things about Florida's financial regulations. So, after being a bad person and getting sued by everyone, you keep your house and your lifestyle.
As I said to my partner, “The US’s reputation has cleared the sewage plant and is headed out to sea.”
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
As I said to my partner, “The US’s reputation has cleared the sewage plant and is headed out to sea.”
Trump Tower Moscow just keeps slipping further away.
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Trump Tower Moscow just keeps slipping further away.
We used to try to guess what was happening above my girlfriend’s dorm room. As near as we could tell, they had trained a dachshund to run across the floor and knock over some bowling pins. Then, they’d celebrate by dropping a piano.
September 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We used to try to guess what was happening above my girlfriend’s dorm room. As near as we could tell, they had trained a dachshund to run across the floor and knock over some bowling pins. Then, they’d celebrate by dropping a piano.
His cabinet meeting sure sound like North Korea.
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
His cabinet meeting sure sound like North Korea.
Minnesotan here. Trust me, I know.
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Minnesotan here. Trust me, I know.
Me, “I’d wear that.”
Wife, “People would think you’re a republican.”
Me (quietly), “I just like B52s.”
Wife, “People would think you’re a republican.”
Me (quietly), “I just like B52s.”
July 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Me, “I’d wear that.”
Wife, “People would think you’re a republican.”
Me (quietly), “I just like B52s.”
Wife, “People would think you’re a republican.”
Me (quietly), “I just like B52s.”
I'm an Ixnay on the Hombre fan, but Smash is a great album.
June 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm an Ixnay on the Hombre fan, but Smash is a great album.
If you decide to come, be sure to have all your travel documents and reservations in order. Scrub your phone of any apps that have personal data, especially social media that is critical of the current administration or the US government. Don't use a burner phone-that will be seen as suspicious.
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you decide to come, be sure to have all your travel documents and reservations in order. Scrub your phone of any apps that have personal data, especially social media that is critical of the current administration or the US government. Don't use a burner phone-that will be seen as suspicious.
"Well it's God's own neon green above mountains here tonight, throwing brittle colored shadows on the snow."
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Well it's God's own neon green above mountains here tonight, throwing brittle colored shadows on the snow."
The Bird is the Word.
May 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Bird is the Word.
As a motorcycle rider I'm acutely aware of the number of folks who are on their phones. If you've ever wondered why some of us won't ride close to you in your car, or even when you motion us to go ahead and we won't, that's why.
May 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
As a motorcycle rider I'm acutely aware of the number of folks who are on their phones. If you've ever wondered why some of us won't ride close to you in your car, or even when you motion us to go ahead and we won't, that's why.
Joe Rogan was a Bernie Sanders guy. Maybe, instead, we need some real liberals.
May 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Joe Rogan was a Bernie Sanders guy. Maybe, instead, we need some real liberals.
Hitler admired Henry Ford both for his business acumen and his antisemitism. Being admired by Hitler is a heck of a bar to clear.
May 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hitler admired Henry Ford both for his business acumen and his antisemitism. Being admired by Hitler is a heck of a bar to clear.